i havent changed my bedsheets since...

3 months ago. and yes, there are love stains. i think its time to wash the sheets. definetly.

 

eww. i havent changed my sheets in five days.

 

i have rubber sheets...

 

i forget to do that too sometimes

 

I don't have sheets.

 

Let me guess, you pee the bed?

 

You could be the hottest girl ever, my sexual fantasy, and I wouldn't sleep with you, not at your place, anyways.

I must be a wimp. I changed my sheets not Wednesday past, but the Wednesday before. I washes them again yesterday, Sunday, so it was it was 11 days. I started getting the itchies Friday night. See if I don't wash my sheets regularly, I get some sort of allergic reaction. I should wash them weekly. I wouldn't even touch your nasty ass bed.

I wouldn't fuck Scarlett Johansen, Jessica Alba and Charlize Theron together all at once in your bed. That would be any guy's dream 4some, but in your bed, I would have to turn down the offer.

 

I haven't changed my sheets in a while.

but I haven't gotten any action in them in a long, long while.

also I have this weird habit of sleeping on top of the comforter that is on top of my sheets with another separate blanket on top of me. so my sheets rarely actually come in contact with me anyway.

 

I'm not entirely sure I believe that one

 

I;m not quite sure I believe you. I need to do a in home inspection. PM me with your address.

 

i do that too most of the time =)

 

blah, believe it guys.

the only action I can get is 700 miles away from me.
my week in tulsa was awesome, but now that I'm back home I am a lonely, lonely woman.
haha.

 

haha well I'd do my best to be helpful if you ever spent a summer in NJ, although I hate sounding like a douchebag through the offer

(change mine once a week, for the topic at hand)

 

i cant believe you wouldnt change the bed shets for 3 months. i cant go more then 2 weeks without chnaging the bed sheets. there is nothing i like more than getting in to bed with my finace under fresh clean sheets.

 

Have you heard of scabbies? They thrive in filth.

 

I wash mine around once a month/six weeks. Its because i usually sleep ontop, not under. Also i tend to shower most evenings, meaning im clean in bed.

 

ewww...

Soon you will start getting rashes and whatnot. Just bring in the hose from outside, dump some laundry detergant on your bed, then spray it down.

 

I think she is beyond the detergent phase and needs to dump a bucket bleach on her bed.

 

that is so freakin disgusting that you have inspired me to wash my sheets right now.

 

that's nothing. i went more than 6 months once. with a whole rotation of lovers in and out.

i know, i know. gross.