i mixed my finger up with the carrots i was cutting...

and now there's blood.

 

are you going to make finger soup now?

 

no, but i'm having blood soaked carrot sticks as my too stoned to be cooking food munchies.

 

hahaha
eating carrots covered in your own blood for munchies.
epic.

 

lol, I thought you were vegetarian! For shame!

 

exactly what i was thinking...

i have gotten good about not cutting my fingers now but i have had a few pretty bad episodes.... sharp knives slice through fingers like they're tomatoes.

i always end up reliving bad cuts for days.... sliiiiice!

 

i am a vegetarian. people stuff doesn't count. duh. i'm saving the animals by eating people.

 

oh my 8(

 

Just don't accidentally back up into your meat grinder. You might get a little behind in your work.

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mrs lovett's meat pies ftw

 

bwahahahaha! this thread is hilarious... then again i'm very stoned. that might make it seem more funny than it is. either way it's entertaining me atm!

 

I wouldn't go that far.

But, what...? You have orange toned skin?

 

1. stay away from industrial meat cutters
2. stay away from carthaginian generals
3. stay away from people who think their mirepoix doesn't have enough color

rules for life.

 

I'm not generally allowed to handle sharp objects at home...haha. When it comes to chopping veggies, Daniel normally does it, cuz he says I do it wrong.