I dropped a wendy's shake in my car

Most of it went into this little money compartment so I was able to spoon about half of it back into the cup, it was yum. The rest went down into the shaft where the handbrake is, and down on the carpet under the chairs. My car is going to smell like off milk for six months, yay!!!

 

Wow, that sucks really hard.

 

the panels probably all lift out.

I actually took apart most of my cars interior last time I gave it a deep down cleaning, now I know how to disable my airbags

 

haha you spooned it back into your cup, hilarious

don't worry, my car smells funky too. I've had it for over a year now and i've never cleaned it though, that might be why. I think it's rained in there a few times...

 

man, that's going to smell terribad for weeks.

 

oh, dude, that sucks a big one.

 

ha ha, you guys are great. But I sincerely am not too bothered, people die. No use crying over spilt milkshake.

Another funny thing happened, someone forgot to plug the hose back into the washing machine and now the laundry is flooded. This is the awesome, relaxing afternoon I was hoping for.

 

something like that happened to me a while ago. i waited to fully clean it nicely, youd better clean that all up fast. its going to take lots of hot water and towels to get it nice and clean again

 

Ha ha, I know what you mean. It took me an hour or so to get up to motivation to get myself the milkshake. Even getting a pizza delivered takes having to pick up the phone and talk to a stranger...shit should be easier no?

 

yeah, you should be able to just like
make a pizza yourself or something!

 

I've never heard such sacrilege.

We are no longer friends missy.

 

I suck at making pizza dough

well, I did last time I tried.

I guess I was eight at the time, so it's worth another shot.

 

oh, but i bet you won't say that when i make my own pizza and you want some though.

 

what a ridiculous car.

 

would be toyota.

 

That sux.
I wanna frosty

 

just put a dead body in the backseat. that'll cover up any milkshake funk.

 

Wow, good idea. I've already got a good supply in the cellar.

 

carbonated water would probably help to lift some of it out.