Well, I'm sitting here, pretty much incapacitated due to two very bad knees and I just realized I have no more rolling papers. Anyways, long story short I'm staring at an old version of the bible and have been considering rolling it up. It's old, so it's most likely made of rice paper, which isn't as bad for you as most other papers...but still, I'm only really concerned for my health. I'm sure if I smoke it I'll have immediately made some enemies, regardless of the fact that it's just paper. So, am I going to hell or what? (Maybe I'll gain some higher knowledge from it...)
Yeah, you're going to hell my God, Yahweh is very wrathful and violent... and oh so very jealous... yeah you're fucked... kind of... because it is also attached to the NT and Christ is very forgiving so you might just make it. Christ loves you, his dad thinks you're an asshole though...
sitting around with two bum knees considering smoking the bible out of desperation sounds to me like you're already in hell...
Yep....you called that man...I'm use to being outside 24/7 too, and I can barely move right now. It's not as though I "need" to smoke...I could easily not, that's not really an issue for me, it use to be much more "important" to me, it's just that I'm soooo "bored" (I hate that word too). You're a wise man Xac.
Yeah but you wont appreciate any of it unless its trivial but if you ever care for it my thing is shadows...
That's why you need a pipe. You never run out of "pipe" but you do run out of papers. You should have a pipe as a backup. How's it going?
We have a knack for creating our own customized hell. My guess is that you're already in it as skivvies said.
Both hold truth, I just enjoy the ritual of smoking a joint/spliff. Pipes although "handy" just aren't my preference. The art of rolling itself I consider to be very intricate. I even try to roll different ways sometimes to see what is "best" according to the way I like to hit a joint...so far it's the medium between coned/even. It goes....just very slow when you can't do anything but PT, read and this. Oh the bible worked, no print though so I technically didn't burn any of man's "Godly inspired words". Damn...so now I'm just another statistic than eh?
It's all good, I don't really believe in the Christian notion of "hell" anyways. (Simply too improbable) Oh wouldn't that be a shame....Honestly though I've come across more people that would supposidly be condemned to "hell" that I'd much rather be surrounded by than those that are supposidly going to "heaven."
the christian version of hell is essentially void. most christians who understand the teachings of their faith do not believe in the fire and brimstone eternity of torture at the hands of the devil, as far as i am aware. as i understand it, heaven is a place reserved for truly god people, to exist forever in the love and grace of god, whereas hell is for those who have no love or use for god. they, too, are given what they desire - a godless state. a state of unbeing, as i understand it. most importantly a state entirely devoid of god, empty of ANYTHING good. experience of the opposite of god - and since god is all good things, including existance, "hell" is really a way of saying these people are just wiped out, they disappear. but then again, there are churches that teach of a firey place of eternal damnation. anyway, if you're at all concerned with the moral implications of smoking with paper from a bible, i suggest using one of the black "notes" pages most bibles have in the back.
