Post stupid things your dumb friends do

I'll start

My friend instead of saving numbers into his phone, just saves voice mails and literally shifts threw 10 or 15 messages for 10 min just to get a number.

 

My best friend very often repeats last two or three words of the sentence you told her.
Example:

"It was such a great gig they played tonight.."
"Played tonight."
"Why do you repeat it?"
"Why not?"
"Hm."
"Hm."

 

Ummm....They hang out with me.

 

thats when you crack her in the jaw and ask her to repeat it again.

 

Why because they make you feel dumb?

 

Go to jail.
Or become lawyers.
Or drop their celebrity friends cos its "boring"...

Thats pretty daft...

 

a friend of mine got wasted and shot a chair, cause he kept his piece in between the arm rest and the cushion, and he had a habit of getting reckless and playing with it when he was drinking.

alcohol and firearms do not mix, kids

good thing he didnt hurt anyone.

i can't remember how many times i had to look at the wrong end of that thing

"don't point that at me, dude"
"man, the safety's on! and its not loaded!"
"i dont care, i dont want you pointing it at me"
"okay."

takes the unloaded gun, points it against his temple, pulls the trigger lets it click....

stupid kid he was....

 

I don't like guns nesta.
Or to be exact , I fear I'm allergic to the bullets...

Most of my friends would happily yap on about silly things I've done..
But I don't let em know I'm here...

 

One friend believes any urban myth you can think of and when he tells you about them he mixes them up together.
God I wish I had a gun.

 

could be echolalia.

 

there's nothing my friends do that's dumb
it's all fucking hilarious
they sometimes tape stuff to the ceiling on special occasions
last friends bday, they taped hot peppers cause they had a mexican theme