kick in the **** aka. **** punt

so last night i kicked my friend in the ****
it felt good

anyone want a kick in the ****?
a good old **** punt?



i may or may not be in the thralls of a bad mood

 

nobody wants to help me out by allowing me to kick them in the box?

what good are you people?

 

I swear to god Jessie, if you **** punt me ONE time tonight, I will not buy you any drinks!

 

i do not have a box.

 

ok cate, seeing as i have absolutely no money, what so ever
i won't kick YOU in the ****
if we go to lindsay's tonight i could prolly kick her in the ****
cause she's the one i did it to last night
no jokes

mike, i'll take a sacking if that's cool with you?

 

I will nether help you or hinder you but I will watch have a bag of Ice ready for the victims of your wrath.

 

And I'll hold it in place.

 

ooooh. no dice.

 

it's a good thing i don't have an actual penis, or strap on
cause i would probably rape some poor boy tonight out of rage
and maybe eat their flesh afterwards
just to see what it tasted like...

 

ok, well you are kinda a giant vagina, in the sense of your entire being
i could **** punt your entire being?

 

I'll let you kick me if you let me hit back.

why must all of me be a giant vagina? can't just some of me be a giant vagina? Maybe even most of me? Why all? I still ram broads mercilessly. I still drink till I puke. I've never said no to a blowjob from two broads at once. Don't those things get me at least some manpoints?

 

i know a chick that can take two penises in her mouth at once...

that's a talent

you, you're just a vagina
drinking til you puke isn't manly, a real man doesn't puke, he continues drinking through out the night until 11 am in the morning, pisses in the kitchen sink, storms into the bathroom when me or other women like me are peeing, and then after a night of all that, tries to drive home
he's name isn't BJ for nothing

or steve, he goes to a party on friday at 10pm and doesn't make it home til sunday at 6pm

or chris "action" jackson, he allows me to touch his penis and shove cosmetics in his pants at walmart

these are men to aspire to


i am coming to the conclusion that i absolutely love my friends and this weekend aside from the police it was pretty damn good

i'm not in a bad mood anymore

 

perhaps they are, and I might be wrong, but I've got a much different interpretation. .

what happened with the cops?

 

I want to be kicked in the taco.

 

i could possibly enjoy a nice **** punt.

 

If I kicked jessie in the **** I would lose my foot up there.

Boom Boom Cha.

 

lol. or not- unless that's what floats your boat.

Lovley! I'm so glad you are finding your people out there in the world! Sounds lovley lovley and just right for you!


I was also having realizations about how much I love my friends today. We had a big party last night after spending the day the the planetarium. The party was very silly and debaucherous. Lots of random being attacked and groped and cuddled by groups of lovley people who are such a family to me now- uh, and such art and music and scandelousness was made and had by all. sexy sexy times. Love .

 

No thanks. Girl I know went to the hospital with a ruptured vein from being kicked in the ****.

 

You're no fun.

 

The fear of the **** PUNT is getting your foot stuck and loosing your shoe!