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That could have been done so much better.

 

That was pretty funny.
Except for the ending....Yeah, the ending wasn't really that funny.

 

Why didn't u set up a bank instead?

or send a real spider- like a poisonous tarantula?

 

Heh, the spider has eyes and its smiling. Thats cute.

 

I giggled like a little girl

 

I had a spider draw my blood once.
Thought I was tripping but wasnt...

 

cute.

 

lol, Are you David?

 

Hehe no, I wish. This is now famous on the internet and in fact you should all check out his ebay page where he is selling the original spider drawing. His Q&A section is epicly epic.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...190265903424&_sacat=See-All-Categories&_fvi=1

 

hahaha. thats a funny spider.

 

I thought you were David!

I feel like I have been tricked.

I thought it was pretty funny, it's awesome how much time she took in replying to the guy. My favorite was when he said he was going to be time travelling and would be returning last week

 

i'd find it funny if i didn't have similar bank problems like david does
instead i am saddened
they rejected my drawings as well

 

I'll never reject your drawings. But they are only valid for limited-time buttsecks.

 

i'll butt rape you whether you pay or not
and no limited time, it's any fucking time i want

 

I'm sorry but the terms of the contract are non-negotiable, and any variations by parties involved would allow significant surprise buttsecks as compensation

 

i'm okay with that

 

Because he would have been up for attempted murder



Hotwater

 

Well you assume my goal is not to maximize buttsecks

 

haha, cute spider