Town gossip that could be made into a show

I shall change the names for legal reasons but here it goes.

Ms. Sleeze was bed hopping with the local upper crust husbands and ended up knocked up by Mr. Sawmill. Mr. Sawmill but Ms. Sleeze a store and gave cash and soon Mrs. Sawmill found out. While this went on Mr. Hardware was blind that Mrs. Hardware was getting lubed by Mr. Propane behind Mrs. Propanes back too. Mr. Hardware did not want to believe this was going on but soon sold his store and moved out of the area. Mrs. Hardware was still getting her fill from Mr. Propane and then Mrs. Propane grew tired of this and ended up leaving Mr. Propane $1,000,000 less cash. Now Mr. Sawmill had to build Mrs. Sawmill a movie theater and then the Ms. Sleeze started loosing her sex appeal and soon her store went to shit. One night mysteriously Ms. Sleezes store burned up but only after a major conflict at Mrs. Sawmills theater between Ms. Sleeze and Mrs. Sawmill that ended in the police being called.

Welcome to small town USA.

 

awesome.

 

You should write it up...y'know...flesh it out. Give Desperate Whorebags some competition.

 

very interesting

 

daaang thats scantless!!

dont you just love the small town life? i was friends with this girl that lived next door a few years ago. she was 14, and she lived with her mom who was 47. and their boyfriends were 19 year old twin brothers. it was just weird. the one she was dating ended up getting busted for statch though.

 

My head hurts....and yes, I agree with seraphina. Small town life is awesome.