If you could fuck anyone...

Alright alright. I guess I generalized too much.

 

They only look tall on their skates. I met Andy McDonald at a bar and was surprised because he looks so much taller on the ice. He's only 5'10''.



He's on the right.

 

No comment.

 

What?

Andy McDonald helped his team win the Stanley Cup. You ever meet a professional athlete that you drank beers with?

Didn't think so. That is why hockey players rule.

 

soccer players are by far the biggest pussies ever
and thats even including golf players on my list

 

By that measure...

 

In the end pussies still rake in the blondes!

 

My high school biology teacher mannnnnnn.

 

this super cool chick I met the other day.

and I'm pretty sure I can

 

Yeah, look at Chris Martin.

 

Meredith.... hmmmmmmmmm

 

I don't get blonds.


at least the obsession with them to exclusion.

 

I'm not sure I have really ever lusted after a blond... meh

 

They're dumb enough to sleep with you, of course.

 

nah, the dumb girls just listen really well.

it's the blind girls I need.

 

Dumb girls listen very well? Hahaha. Since when?

 

Her:

 

since they can't talk to interrupt

 

Heh. That's not funny. Dork.

*nudges*

 

shawn white.