"I should probably put Christ in here...

It's the reason for the season."

My mom said this while putting together a Christmassy centerpiece for the dining room table. I laughed my ass off.:smilielol5:

Sad thing was, she wasn't joking at all.:frown:

 

wellllll Christmas is about Christ, so it's not that ridiculous...

 

why don't we celebrate the devils day by eating turkey in front for hungry people and live turkeys.

 

Yo mama spittin' some dope rhymes rite dare, cuz..

 

What about a centre pece with jesus popping a cap into the devil or arm wreseling him for souls?

 

Im so glad we're atheists. Well, mostly agnostic.

 

OHH good point Cate8 ! they should have a jesus crucified to a book of astrophysics.
hey you know what would be really good a stripper pole centre peace that way when your family embarrass you they can really scar you mentally.

 

Oh, me too! Maybe one day we can worship Santa together.

 

Unlike Christ, I can prove Santa's existence.... The half eaten cookies. Aww yea.

 

Oh no, of course not. And I agree with her, lol. It was the dutiful tone and the random rhyme that got me. She can be so corny sometimes. I try not to hold it against her.