What's the nastiest thing you've ever said to a member of the opposite sex?

hahahaha, i thank you..
now THAT'S humour, nigel...

 

"Now I'm beginning to see why people have called you a slut since middle school..."

This was said to a woman in her early 30s. And it was not only true but the insult was well-deserved.

 

In a much more drawn out 5 page letter.

"I've been cheating on you, you're a remorseless ****, and I'll never see you again."

That was to one of the two women I've ever loved. I'm a stupid... stupid man. :biggrin:

 

"If I wanted to date a pussy, I would have at least picked one that had tits."

 

?
EEESH.

 

Sperm recepticull.
hag
and 'no you did your best' then they wonder how they failed.

 

Well, I was drinking myself to death at the time.

 

"I'm sorry but I'll never like you"

.... that is as mean as I've ever got. I'm not really a mean person.

 

My sister is coming to beat your fucking ass, bitch.
I just fucked you to get back at someone.
My real name isn't Carlito you dumb fuck.

"Who's that chick?"
"Oh, I fucked her last week!"
"Ha ha ha."

 

i don't talk to women...


and i wish someone would bring back the glory of the first two pages of this thread...

 

I can't believe i forgot this. We wrote a song about this chick who cheated on one of our friends. we preformed it in front of her and a whole bunch of people. freaking hard core, she became suicidal. We've since made up and are friends. Here's the lyrics:

Bane verse:
You're slut and I'm gonna expose ya
Listen to the song before you loose your composure
You cheated on JUAN the 1st time with a nigga named JUSTIN
Was trusted, instead you got another cat bustin'
Nutts in ya face, lickin' another niggaz sack
Cheat on JUSTIN with DERICK bet he slapped on it from the back
Raw dog in the car, STUDIO, the back seat
Nasty, I bet they all skeeted on your ass cheeks(skeet skeet skeet)
Ahhh
But let me get back to the story
You fucked your friend Ede's boyfriend a nigga named ZORI(Zori?)
Whore
In LA you even got in an orgy
Sister swappin' so how much sluttier can a whore be?
HANS and PATRICK now with TAYLOR
This bitch eats dicks like now and laters
Your future ain't bright wouldn't wanna be ya
Dirty, single, and pregnant with gonorrhea
Betcha

Hook:
You're a ripper
Now do you get the picture
Let everybody dick ya
Bitch your just a fuckin' whore
Whore
Whore
You’re eating dick galore
Ore
Ore
Bitch, what
Where's your real momma at?
She left ya
Where's your real momma at?
She was quick to forget ya
Where's your real momma at?
She's a slut and crack piper
Where's you real momma at?
Bet you end up just like her

Clockwork verse:
(Nobody loves you) All the cats your fuckin, betcha they don't
They know you're puttin' out, so they fuck but I betcha they won't
Be there, when you call em cause they lookin' for ass
Your dope fiend momma left you and you never met your dad
You're a... waste of life, a dirty, fuckin' whore
And your daddy didn't want you, he took off when you were born (Smart man)
Left you with a dope fiend for a mom
Who didn't want you either so your family was torn
Now you're livin' as a foster child, a reject
Eat dick, Sleep, Wake up, and then Eat dick
I betcha that's an everyday thang for this chick
She's quick, to open her mouth when the D spits
Skeet in your mouth, then you off to the next cat
He's huggin' up on you and then you're lettin' him sex that
I bet that, you gon have his dick on your lips
And oh yeah bitch (Muah!) Give your sister a kiss you fuckin' slut

 

Epic.

 

Here's the song.
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=7103504
Wow, i haven't heard this in ages. It was recorded in a makeshift studio an hour or 2 before we preformed it. Crazy.

 

That ain't half bad. How do you make beats?

 

MPC, Keyboards, MusicGen, Fruity loops. A buncha different ways. The beat we used was sampled though. Didn't wanna waist a good original on a diss track.

 

Nigel sucks at insulting women. He has to insult children to get his point across.

When I get mad, I tend to turn into this insane bitch. Daniel has called me a bitch to my face twice in the past 2 weeks...once was at the grocery store. We do not go grocery shopping together for this reason. I don't know of any specific things I've said, though. They're all pretty personal in the respect that if I told you guys, you'd be lost, because it doesn't sound mean unless you know the situation.

 

Also, that is fantastic. I really hope you guys go somewhere big with this stuff because you gots talent.

 

Yeah, right. You've said nasty things to me. :toetap05:

 

I’ve never said anything nasty but I wanted to say “Please put a cover on that sewer hole”


Hotwater

 

Thanks. Always love the words of encouragement Respect.