What's the nastiest thing you've ever said to a member of the opposite sex?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Mr. Mojo Risin', Nov 29, 2008.

  1. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

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    hahahaha, i thank you..
    now THAT'S humour, nigel...
     
  2. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    "Now I'm beginning to see why people have called you a slut since middle school..."

    This was said to a woman in her early 30s. And it was not only true but the insult was well-deserved.
     
  3. lode

    lode Banned

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    In a much more drawn out 5 page letter.

    "I've been cheating on you, you're a remorseless ****, and I'll never see you again."

    That was to one of the two women I've ever loved. I'm a stupid... stupid man. :biggrin:
     
  4. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    "If I wanted to date a pussy, I would have at least picked one that had tits."
     
  5. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

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    ?
    EEESH.
     
  6. groovydude

    groovydude Member

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    Sperm recepticull.
    hag
    and 'no you did your best' then they wonder how they failed.
     
  7. lode

    lode Banned

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    Well, I was drinking myself to death at the time.
     
  8. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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    "I'm sorry but I'll never like you"

    .... that is as mean as I've ever got. I'm not really a mean person.
     
  9. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    My sister is coming to beat your fucking ass, bitch.
    I just fucked you to get back at someone.
    My real name isn't Carlito you dumb fuck.

    "Who's that chick?"
    "Oh, I fucked her last week!"
    "Ha ha ha."
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i don't talk to women...


    and i wish someone would bring back the glory of the first two pages of this thread...
     
  11. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    I can't believe i forgot this. We wrote a song about this chick who cheated on one of our friends. we preformed it in front of her and a whole bunch of people. freaking hard core, she became suicidal. We've since made up and are friends. Here's the lyrics:

    Bane verse:
    You're slut and I'm gonna expose ya
    Listen to the song before you loose your composure
    You cheated on JUAN the 1st time with a nigga named JUSTIN
    Was trusted, instead you got another cat bustin'
    Nutts in ya face, lickin' another niggaz sack
    Cheat on JUSTIN with DERICK bet he slapped on it from the back
    Raw dog in the car, STUDIO, the back seat
    Nasty, I bet they all skeeted on your ass cheeks(skeet skeet skeet)
    Ahhh
    But let me get back to the story
    You fucked your friend Ede's boyfriend a nigga named ZORI(Zori?)
    Whore
    In LA you even got in an orgy
    Sister swappin' so how much sluttier can a whore be?
    HANS and PATRICK now with TAYLOR
    This bitch eats dicks like now and laters
    Your future ain't bright wouldn't wanna be ya
    Dirty, single, and pregnant with gonorrhea
    Betcha

    Hook:
    You're a ripper
    Now do you get the picture
    Let everybody dick ya
    Bitch your just a fuckin' whore
    Whore
    Whore
    You’re eating dick galore
    Ore
    Ore
    Bitch, what
    Where's your real momma at?
    She left ya
    Where's your real momma at?
    She was quick to forget ya
    Where's your real momma at?
    She's a slut and crack piper
    Where's you real momma at?
    Bet you end up just like her

    Clockwork verse:
    (Nobody loves you) All the cats your fuckin, betcha they don't
    They know you're puttin' out, so they fuck but I betcha they won't
    Be there, when you call em cause they lookin' for ass
    Your dope fiend momma left you and you never met your dad
    You're a... waste of life, a dirty, fuckin' whore
    And your daddy didn't want you, he took off when you were born (Smart man)
    Left you with a dope fiend for a mom
    Who didn't want you either so your family was torn
    Now you're livin' as a foster child, a reject
    Eat dick, Sleep, Wake up, and then Eat dick
    I betcha that's an everyday thang for this chick
    She's quick, to open her mouth when the D spits
    Skeet in your mouth, then you off to the next cat
    He's huggin' up on you and then you're lettin' him sex that
    I bet that, you gon have his dick on your lips
    And oh yeah bitch (Muah!) Give your sister a kiss you fuckin' slut
     
  12. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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  13. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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  14. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    That ain't half bad. How do you make beats?
     
  15. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    MPC, Keyboards, MusicGen, Fruity loops. A buncha different ways. The beat we used was sampled though. Didn't wanna waist a good original on a diss track.
     
  16. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Nigel sucks at insulting women. He has to insult children to get his point across. :D

    When I get mad, I tend to turn into this insane bitch. Daniel has called me a bitch to my face twice in the past 2 weeks...once was at the grocery store. We do not go grocery shopping together for this reason. I don't know of any specific things I've said, though. They're all pretty personal in the respect that if I told you guys, you'd be lost, because it doesn't sound mean unless you know the situation.
     
  17. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Also, that is fantastic. I really hope you guys go somewhere big with this stuff because you gots talent.
     
  18. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    Yeah, right. You've said nasty things to me. :toetap05:
     
  19. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I’ve never said anything nasty but I wanted to say “Please put a cover on that sewer hole” :eek:


    Hotwater
     
  20. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    Thanks. Always love the words of encouragement :) Respect.
     
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