Canadians are a superior race

Canadians can't swim, its a well known fact. When global warming really hits hard they are fucked.

 

Jesus couldn't swim he had to walk, could he have been a latent Canadian?

 

No, he was a jew. Jews aren't waterproof, they melt when they hit the water, hence the need to walk on water. Canadians can go in the water but they need to wear floaties and swim only under strict supervision, like so:

 

Awwwww...That Is Not A Happy Young Man.....


Cheers Glen.

 

I once considered emigrating to Canada but now I see I would always be an outsider cos of my swimming. the Canadian purists Collective (far worse than the kkk) would find me out when they do the water test to test for witchcraft.

if a had kids with a Canadian woman would the kids be floaters like me or sinkers like her? or some tragic mistake.

 

Yup brits have culture alright, one of crying like little bithes for help when they fuck themsleves in a pickle, too bad the US is trying to do the same shit now.

 

Canada is like a wannabe Brit,Amer,French drink mix. That is thier identity and culture.

Americans were just rebellious assholes but our government is trying to nueter that from us all. I kind of like the fact people used to fear us as gun carrying savages that would go off the handle in a second. Now we are looked at as little kids with big toys afraid to piss people off.

 

obviously they are to you,,and it would appear many others that have replied because no one has pointed out that canadian and american are nationalities not a race..

even the canadians who have replied..
i guess that kinda makes me the superior being in this thread huh??

 

All hail and bow before the wise one :gnorsi:atriot:

 

The overthrow of an autocratic regime bent on taking over Europe was more than a little bit of a pickle.

 

So it was a dill pickle and not even a good valasic one.

 

yea... i totally disagree

 

I'm proud of the fact that no one got trampled to death at any of the Wal Marts here on Friday.

So, uh... Go Canada!!! Woowoooo!11!!

 

I am Superior English...

 

That just shows lack of passion and commitment thus the reason your all still tethered to the queens tit! We americans are still waiting for the "POP" when you get it out of your mouthes :rofl:

 

Passion and commitment for wasting money on material items? :biggrin:

Shit, we're really much further behind than I thought... :biggrin:


I like to think Canada's a lot like Sweden in personality, minus the Ikea/herring.

 

there are actually some strongly variant definitions of race in the sociological community, and some dissention in the anthropological community also coming around with high resolution computer modeling.

and, fuckin' forget about geneticists

they're just assholes.

 

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Proof that Canadians are superior: