I got horny last night and materbated twice

hahaha I had to write that

maybe I did maybe I didn't

I can't get that personal

 

Pff, twice.. some record.

 

i masturbate and post about it all the time.


whats the big fuckin deal here?

 

You know what's weird, I was just talking to a friend of mine yesterday and he said he hasn't masturbated since September 2007. Dude's 17 and probably a virgin. I have a hard time believing him..

 

Only twice?

Pssh!

 

People who don't masturbate are freaks.

 

a jack a day keeps the testicular cancer away

 

I still hate myself every time I'm done.

 

you're not doing something right then.....

 

Yeah...you probably suck at it, and that's why you hate yourself. It's hard not to hate someone who sucks in bed.

 

I actually went a few years without masterbating

messed up hormones

oops I confessed I masterbated

I took me an hour to finally come

oh man I will be embarrassed about this later

 

Vibrators ftw!

 

I didn't fantixize enough before masterbating

that's why I think it took so long

 

Well, I feel great when I start.. Then you really get into it, you know.. "I'm the king of fuck!!" Then I cum and am like.. Was that really necessary?..

 

I actualy don't have a dildo or vibrator

Was too embarrassed to buy one but maybe I need to get one

 

How old are you again?..

 

I have gotton so bad lately

admitting I masterbated hahaha

 

35

 

You weren't thinking about me? That hurts... I think about you when I masturbate.

 

Yeah, it was rhetorical. Why are you embarrassed, I'm sure the people at the sex shop have seen kinkier shit than a dildo..