I got horny last night and materbated twice

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Climbing Arms of Ivy, Nov 30, 2008.

  1. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    You have to yell about your superior humping skills. Its absolutely necessary.
     
  2. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    me and my fiancee used to have hot sex but he didn't want to spank me though

    The next guy will though i hope
     
  3. Fuuunia

    Fuuunia Members

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    Hell Yeah. :D
     
  4. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    If you have some method of paying online, AdamEve.com always has great specials, and also ashleysextoys.com. That's where I've gotten mine from. Discreet and shipped to you.
     
  5. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    I think about any man
     
  6. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    ummmmm, the internet? :rolleyes:


    they have this thing called a plain brown box. No one knows whats in it. The UPS guy don't upen it up and laugh at you when he comes to deliver it.


    You wouldn't believe the shit I've had delivered to me. And I'm talking some very sensitive things which I won't comment on. But no one ever knew.

    its the drugs isn't it. they have totally eaten your brain away and you have no capacity to reason anymore.
     
  7. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    Ex fiancee

    thank god

    i don't need thr bagage he gave me
     
  8. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    yeah must be the drugs

    I think that is why it took me so long to get off

    but I wasn't on drugs last niight
     
  9. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    Ganja King don't you to fuck a ginger
     
  10. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    thanks Ramona

    didn't even think about until last night when I saw IS's dildo
     
  11. sarahrei

    sarahrei ~Lover~

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    Yeah I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
     
  12. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    They are talking about bottom lifting jeans on TV

    I need to exercise my butt...get it firm
     
  13. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    oh WHATEVER

    get over it

    you didn't have to read it
     
  14. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Think about how I'll feel when we find out Ivy is really that gay crackhead who used to post here...
     
  15. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Well thanks after this thread all the viagra the factory could produce, all the playmates from the last 5 years and the best setting would not get me hard.

    Sell this thread as birth control!
     
  16. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    I want a wet dream
     
  17. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Think about me next time.
     
  18. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    you suck!!!!!!!!!:mad:
     
  19. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

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    I've never actually had a wet dream..
     
  20. sarahrei

    sarahrei ~Lover~

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    I KNEW IT lol!

    Thats ok hun, I'll be here to make you feel better.
     
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