I got horny last night and materbated twice

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Climbing Arms of Ivy, Nov 30, 2008.

  1. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    oh god i just vomited
    all that booze from last night, all that rum and rye just came right back up
    but then i used the puke as lube and materbated to ivy's lovely face
     
  2. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    EW. Thats a nasty end to your story.
     
  3. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    You too? I feel mildly less ashamed now...
     
  4. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    no man, not at all
    it's called a happy ending
     
  5. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    you should probably feel more ashamed to tell you the truth....
     
  6. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    well as long as I wasn't the only one.
     
  7. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    Pics Please.
     
  8. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    This is just like high school

    They picked on my makeup but it was okay for other girls to eear even more than I wore

    AND

    other girls in this forum wear red lipstick snd I eesr pink

    you are just saying that because of my hair color

    in high school someone told me that is why I got picked on for mine

    SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    oh and Dave techie calls me a clown even with no makeup on

    go figure that

    HE'S SUCH A BASTARD!!!!!!!!!

    I know the game you all are playing

    you don't fool me Ghost Lyric
     
  9. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    I'm just amazed that this thread got over 1400 views......




    ...... people must have been expecting pics from last night.....
     
  10. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    you seriously have some issues.
     
  11. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    Ivy, if we asked you to post a photo of yourself holding a piece of paper that says "YOU ALL SUCK", could you do it, right now?
     
  12. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    no she couldnt... she already made some lame excuse about a new camera or unnable to download or some bullshit like that...big surprise:rolleyes:
     
  13. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    thats what I figured.
     
  14. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i'm materbating right now
     
  15. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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  16. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    coolies, u wanna have intacorse?
     
  17. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    youlls should come over here to my place and materbate in a big circle with me
     
  18. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i'm on it like a fat kid on cake
     
  19. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    bring cake. we can smear it on ourselves with the shit
     
  20. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Be there in an hour. And I want to meet this dog you've been fingerbanging.
     
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