I got horny last night and materbated twice

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  1. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    she took the latex glove off and it got a clear image of what it was forced to do. :D
     
    YankNBurn, Nov 30, 2008
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  3. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

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    Seriously, and I know you will now all think less of me than you already do.....
    I tried imagining it...
    it was kinda puffy with razor burns, a little splotchy too. I feel bad. Ill.
     
    HushBull, Nov 30, 2008
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  5. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    BEST.

    POST.

    EVER.
     
    DroopySnoopy, Nov 30, 2008
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  7. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    I saw a pic of you one time and you look 69 instead of 39

    I'm just 4 years younger and look WAAAAY younger

    hahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahha

    you look old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    Climbing Arms of Ivy, Nov 30, 2008
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  9. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    lol

    lmao

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhah
     
    Climbing Arms of Ivy, Nov 30, 2008
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  11. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    I only looked 69, damn I must be lookin good!
     
    YankNBurn, Nov 30, 2008
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  13. lilbear

    lilbear Don't prick a raw paw!

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    Damit Ivy that hurt my eyes!!!
     
    lilbear, Nov 30, 2008
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  15. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    what do you have to say now old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    old fart

    wishing he could get it on with some of the chicks on here but what chick would do some wrinkled old limp dick

     
    Climbing Arms of Ivy, Nov 30, 2008
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  17. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Ivy, seriously, I know what will make you feel better. Go to your room, lay down, I'll be there in three weeks. It'll be awesome. :D haha
     
    DroopySnoopy, Nov 30, 2008
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  19. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    there are some 70 plus men that look better than your ugly ass
     
    Climbing Arms of Ivy, Nov 30, 2008
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  21. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

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    You probably. It's been 9 years...
     
    HushBull, Nov 30, 2008
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  23. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    I'm there dude but does it have to be 3 weeks?
     
    Climbing Arms of Ivy, Nov 30, 2008
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  25. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

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    Well it will take you that long to clean it out
     
    HushBull, Nov 30, 2008
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  27. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    that was messed up hormones
     
    Climbing Arms of Ivy, Nov 30, 2008
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  29. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

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    Yea.
    I'm done.
    I pronounce you winner.
     
    HushBull, Nov 30, 2008
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  31. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Geez, sorry. haha What'd I ever do to you?? lol
     
    DroopySnoopy, Nov 30, 2008
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  33. lilbear

    lilbear Don't prick a raw paw!

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    Thank gawd that last page is over jeez...
     
    lilbear, Nov 30, 2008
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  35. Climbing Arms of Ivy

    Climbing Arms of Ivy Senior Member

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    damn that was mean

    it's clean
     
    Climbing Arms of Ivy, Nov 30, 2008
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  37. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    yeah ivy. you look 16.
     
    zilla939, Nov 30, 2008
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  39. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    I guess in her blindness she missed my reply, with a face like hers i would keep my vision on the blurry side too.

    I look 69 and now I look 70, still a compliment, man I still must look good, get some glasses and we will both be clear to ya, I am sure I look more like 80 maybe 90.

    Atleast your safe from me trying to hit on, I mean your not an HF girl.
     
    YankNBurn, Nov 30, 2008
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