Help Me Bate A Mater

I don't know how. I bought a self help book but the instructions were in Chinese and all I ended up bating was an egg roll. I'm so confused, please help. Kthnxbai

 

I'm confused too.
Get a refund?

 

i think your supposed to use salad dressing...

 

I'm hoping for a miracle? I was really hoping I would have a mater by Christmas, because I'd really like to bate it by new year's.

 

Bate a mater? Would someone please explain what bating a mater is? LOL

 

HAHAHAHAHHA..............Gods Tony......HAHAHAHAHHAAHA

 

Yes, seriously.

 

Oh good, Gerri, at least someone understands. I extended the rod and everything like the book said but nothing will bite. Maybe it's too cold for maters?

 

... i was gonna add something cleaver about rusteeze or oil might work but I haven't watched that movie enough to remember what mater likes

 

I cant stop giggling !!!!!!!!

 

LMAO Hellfire!

 

we GROW 'maters here...they are really good off the vine with salt !

 

Ooo I want some fresh maters

 

Are they squishy and juicy and ripe ?

 

They are plump...an round..and sweet !.............


damn...........im getting all excited !!!!!!!

 

lollercaust. This shit is hilarious.

I've never had a problem bating maters.

Practice makes perfect, I guess.

 

A fish?

 

lol, No.

 

actually, you may be close...

 

Somehow I didn't expect you'd steer this in the direction of tossing salad.

Ahhh well, live and learn.