Woke Up With Unexpected Sex!

Out of nowhere! I was sleeping and a gf of ours walks into my room. We're friends and we flirt but, it's clearly in the friendship zone or at least I thought it was. So she comes over to my place around 6 am to pick up her fucking bong. I'm already annoyed. She walks into my room and goes "Mmm look a Jeremy there looking oh so fuckable!" I respond with "Cut the shit. Fuck me or quit flirting with me, I'm fucking sleepy and I don't need a dick tease 1st thing in the morning." I put my face in the pillow and I feel her hovering and then kissing my neck. Nice! Anyways the girl is gone and she forgot her bong, which means she'll be back

 

nice

 

Next time make her wait---.

"I want to see your pussy throb for 36 hours first." :biggrin:

 

My ex used to get a wake-up blowjob every sunday xD

 

WIsh that would happen to ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

nice.

 

So is that the second to last time you'll be seeing whats her face?

 

Naw she's cool. We're both "grey area" right now so it's saucey.

 

every night I sleep in the BFI dumpster located in the alley down the street I am always woken up by unexpected sex...

Hyphy, you should write for penthouse forum...

Hope you wrapped it up!

 

Of course! Thanks for the concern

 

i got woken up by pussy today too. she was playing with my feet

 

I wake my man up every sunday with brekkie in bed.

 

I would have loved breakfast in bed. Pussy's good too though

 

Shaun gets pussy whenever hewants as long as I'm not mad at him so he doesn't get so crazy about morning sex.

It sounds like you had a great morning though, I wish I liked morning sex. I feel too self conscience in the light.

 

Yeah, it was pretty saucey. I kinda thought I was still asleep for a while but, that didn't last long.

 

heehee Shaun starts sex in his sleep, it's weird.

 

Morning sex, to lazy. An hour after waking sex - sure.

 

I hate morning sex, to be honest.

 

I'm usually lazy when I get up in the morning also but, I have to do my workouts early anyway so it was all to the good!

 

I am beyond lazy n the morning, Ill put up with it, but I wont make an effort.