Hey guys.

I have 25$ in my bank account. I will give them all to you if you pretend to be dead while I have sex with your eye socket.

Dave can watch.

 

lol ofcourse i'm a chick.

piaf what tan do you use? it looks well nice.

and tits or what?

 

Tits or GET THE FUCK OUT!

 

I'm naturally dark. I don't use those lotions and stuff like that. And thank you.

 

I'm about to make a whole lot more over the break. But I always run out of money by the time the semester ends.

No fun.

I think that I've spent a good 700$ on booze this semester though... I might want to start budgeting my income.

 

if you bring a high quality recording device, dave will pay you.

 

you're kinda hot for a lil mexican guy

 

i have negative 200 dollars in my account, all overdraft fees.

i went over 2 dollars!!! wtf. the banks are after blood!

 

Some friends are graduate film students who get to play around with thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

It can be arranged.

 

haha.

 

lol. hes russian.

 

You obviously drink way too much.
Its a good thing you're not too lazy to work. Otherwise, you'd be fuckedddd.

 

you know, you can also pick a fold and fuck it...slap a thigh and ride a wave in. or, i can arrange it to look like i'm decapitated, with my head set on a table or bed.


but i think a couch would be a bit more creepy..

 

This is the second time I've gotten Mexican today.

I actually had a Mexican dude go up to me and start talkin' his heathen Mexican Spanish at me. I told him that I can't go for that, no, no can do, I can't go for that, can't go for that, can't go for that, can't go for thaaaaat.

But no, I'm not a Mexican.

...and next time you address me, please have your tits ready.

 

LOL !


You're funny, I like ya.

 

you've been trolling the anon board too much lately.

 

Nah, bars are just expensive and I have a taste for expensive alcohol.

Plus, I share a lot. My friends and I keep each other going when times are tough.

But nah, I enjoy working. I just wish that I'd make more money... but ehh, I'll be extremely rich in the future, so might as well enjoy this desperation now.

 

How about on the toilet?

 

Nigguh what?