christmas list (although i'm sure there's probably already one like this)

tell that to my thighs

 

I'm fat all over....and I can deal with that.....except for the ass. I can feel it jiggle when I run up stairs. uke:

 

Er I'll give it a go, but I've enough problems trying to communicate with my own, which I seem to have failed with. It just does it's own thing with total disregard and I suspect total contempt for anything I might want.

Apparently malaria is a good way to reduce body dimensions, and a lot cheaper than liposuction.



Sorry I'm not much help.

 

All I want is $50 for the after christmas sales.

& I already know I'm getting a book I've been after a while.

 

Tho i figure we are what we are. And i just live with it. We all have things we are not happy with. I maybe a thiny, but believe me I have a very, very long list. I probably need life time counciling , or ECT.



So Bah humbug i say!

 

I told everyone to send 20 bucks to a charity cuz I need nothing.
And also the wife and I are taking the month of January and hitting the road in the van with the dog. Just driving south on highway 101.

I got a Canadian 20 but I don't know how to get it to ya, Nice dress.

 

I am really lame and don't want anything.

except a 32" flat screen TV for my wall but I doubt anyone plans on spending $400 on me..

 

Screw gifts for Christmas, I want my organs fixed, and if Santa doesn't deliver I'm gonna find him and gut his fat ass and eat his appendix like spaghetti...

or some new shoelaces...I like'em snazzy...

Ooooh, I know what I need, I need some new glasses...mine are over 10 years old and I can barely see out of them and the super glue doesn't look very mature...

so I would like
new organs
shoelaces
and glasses...

Santa if you don't come to my house and put this crap under my tree, I'm gonna punch your anus...

 

a puppy
canvases
books
plants
candy
a rock tumbler
mah jong tiles
a bra or two or three
a wild bird to be my friend
paint
poetry magnets
nag champa


thats all i can think of right now. will this all be delivered on xmas or before?

 

all i want is condoms, lots of... a basket full of condoms.

 

I dont like asking for presents, though I already know of one Im getting

Im getting John books, big books and something else, that I still need to determine.

All I want is what I already have

 

I'm a jew.

 

Happy Hannukah

 

Cold Hard Cash.

 

Thanks.

 

a snowboard, a bike rack, and a nat'l park pass, and i'm golden.

 

luckily I got Chrismukkah.

 

I tried Kwanzaa but they sniffed me out instantly...

 

It's not that I don't want anything, I just don't know what I want. Maybe if I go a bit through the shops I might get some ideas.

 

Some books and perfume. That's my usual list. Oh and wool socks from my aunt, she knits the best wool socks.