christmas list (although i'm sure there's probably already one like this)

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by BunnySuit, Dec 1, 2008.

  1. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    tell that to my thighs
     
  2. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I'm fat all over....and I can deal with that.....except for the ass. I can feel it jiggle when I run up stairs. :eek::puke:
     
  3. Peet

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    Er I'll give it a go, but I've enough problems trying to communicate with my own, which I seem to have failed with. It just does it's own thing with total disregard and I suspect total contempt for anything I might want.

    Apparently malaria is a good way to reduce body dimensions, and a lot cheaper than liposuction.



    Sorry I'm not much help.
     
  4. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

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    All I want is $50 for the after christmas sales.

    & I already know I'm getting a book I've been after a while.
     
  5. Peet

    Peet Member

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    Tho i figure we are what we are. And i just live with it. We all have things we are not happy with. I maybe a thiny, but believe me I have a very, very long list. I probably need life time counciling , or ECT.:rolleyes:



    So Bah humbug i say!
     
  6. wally m

    wally m 14

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    I told everyone to send 20 bucks to a charity cuz I need nothing.
    And also the wife and I are taking the month of January and hitting the road in the van with the dog. Just driving south on highway 101.





    I got a Canadian 20 but I don't know how to get it to ya, Nice dress.
     
  7. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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    I am really lame and don't want anything.

    except a 32" flat screen TV for my wall but I doubt anyone plans on spending $400 on me..
     
  8. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Screw gifts for Christmas, I want my organs fixed, and if Santa doesn't deliver I'm gonna find him and gut his fat ass and eat his appendix like spaghetti...

    or some new shoelaces...I like'em snazzy...

    Ooooh, I know what I need, I need some new glasses...mine are over 10 years old and I can barely see out of them and the super glue doesn't look very mature...

    so I would like
    new organs
    shoelaces
    and glasses...

    Santa if you don't come to my house and put this crap under my tree, I'm gonna punch your anus...
     
  9. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    a puppy
    canvases
    books
    plants
    candy
    a rock tumbler
    mah jong tiles
    a bra or two or three
    a wild bird to be my friend
    paint
    poetry magnets
    nag champa


    thats all i can think of right now. will this all be delivered on xmas or before?
     
  10. peaceloveandsunshine

    peaceloveandsunshine Member

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    all i want is condoms, lots of... a basket full of condoms.
     
  11. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    I dont like asking for presents, though I already know of one Im getting :)

    Im getting John books, big books and something else, that I still need to determine.

    All I want is what I already have :)
     
  12. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

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    I'm a jew. :(
     
  13. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    Happy Hannukah
     
  14. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    Cold Hard Cash.:cool:
     
  15. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

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    Thanks. :eek:
     
  16. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    a snowboard, a bike rack, and a nat'l park pass, and i'm golden.
     
  17. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    luckily I got Chrismukkah.
     
  18. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

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    I tried Kwanzaa but they sniffed me out instantly...
     
  19. myself

    myself just me

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    It's not that I don't want anything, I just don't know what I want. Maybe if I go a bit through the shops I might get some ideas.
     
  20. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    Some books and perfume. That's my usual list. Oh and wool socks from my aunt, she knits the best wool socks.
     
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