What would it be? If you could be the most knowledgable on a particular subject, at playing a musical instrument, making sculptures or anything what would it be?
Id either speak a load more languages fluently or be an amazing piano player. Probably the languages as theyd be useful in helping people more than the piano Theres probably something Ive missed but they came off the top of my head
Worlds greatest excuse maker, though my mum bought my 'i'm getting changed, i was cold' excuse this morning! (I'd actually only just got up)
Freeloader... I wanna take advantage of the kindness others to get by. Course I'd need alot of contributors... But yeah I wanna be the best freeloader there is. Peace
Ripping phone books in half, plate spinning or being the fatsest person to get out of a straight jacket.