I'm a dirty whore.

Mono sucks. I got mono for 6 months, it was horrible. I had like the worst sore throats ever, fever every 2 days, slept 95% of the time, and got all the complications possible. Good luck!

 

This is really how toolmaggot got t3h m0n0...

 

z0mg... HOW'D YOU KNOW?!

 

Ninja edit!!

My ninja eyes can see everything... right in front of me

 

hey toolmaggot, wanna seks??

 

I've actually been asking everyone I know if they want to make out.

Now that I have [another] communicable disease, one that actually DOES something, I'm eager to share.

Thsam [yes, I'm STILL humping lisp boy] actually took it pretty well. "Wait.. you really do have mono? Yr not just fucking with me like you did with the whole AIDS thing, are you? Well shit, eh well. I guess I have that to look forward to. *humphumphump*"

 

Wow, toolie, I'd fuck you with all the mono you have to spare, and I'd even chip in a bit of herpes if you're interested.

 

That's actually what Toolmaggot's boyfriend does while they have sex, too. Mutters under his breath, "humphumphumphumphumphumphumphumphumphumphumphumphumphump"

 

Herpes was SO last week.

I'm totally over that.

But nice offer. Give me something exotic and I'll think about it.

 

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHHH.

Sorry. That's just really funny.

You obviously don't know me very well.

 

Let me fart in your face until you get pink eye. Please, I think its sooo sexi.

 

I wanna sex you up. :biggrin: How about Peruvian Flying Crabs? Exotic enough for ya?

 

Already happened last night.

Srsly. I made three pounds of chili. Funniest secks I've ever had in my life.

I only dry heaved twice.

 

I'm totally down to get to know you better, but I don't have any interesting diseases. Plus your pictures made me gay anyway.

 

If I get enough of 'em, they can just fly me around... That shit would be so cash.

 

It just made me super weak and tired. I think I slept on the floor for 3 days straight because the bed was just too far away.

 

So... wanna see my cack?

I can do tricks with it.

 

Hot damn, I have a totally nongay secks moment goin on here. :biggrin:

 

Sortof?