As I sat in my history class I realized...

That any one of these precious children could grow up to be the next mass murderer.

 

Why wouldn't that surprise me?

 

and as I sat outside the window of your history class with a chainsaw, i realize that YOU will soon realize how wrong you were and proceed to churn those precious children

 

That's neat. I found out that a guy that rides transit has a name that's pronounced Achor but is spelled simular to alcohol. (Imagine going around with that last name lol.)(I can't spell it but it means booze.)

 

how do you know that yer not that precious child?

 

Yep. It only takes one little thing to throw a person into maniacal killer phase.
What one thing would that be to you?
;-)

 

A whole in my sock...

hahahaha

 

That didn't sound very historical.

 

and perched on the roof just above said window, i peer down at you thinking of the many ways my shinai can kill you, i grab the hilt of my sword...my samurai soul, and begin my steep descent down the wall.

 

I am ditching math, and as I watch moose, I throw a special super-sized all-purpose weather-resistant dinner plate and cut his rope off

 

tumbling to the ground into a lotus roll, i am quickly back onto my feet, but not before the rustling has alerted my enemy, quickly turning my head to face you i mumble 'arigato' but your help down was not needed. with that i turn back and withdraw katana and charge my foe

 

At that point I stroll past, unaware that I am in the presence of katana/chainsaw/plate weilding lunatics.
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turning around i catch a glimpse of a ninja guy and proceed to drop the fuckin chainsaw on some kid's head and GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!

 

Funding.

 

I used to go to school with this girl Annette & her father was in the same high school class as Son of Sam...that Berkowitz guy. She brought in her dad's old high school yearbook & showed our class his photo. Pretty weird, cuz a couple weeks ago I was watching the History channel & there was a program about the most notorious serial killers. Ok, I'm scared now....