Aw man guys I'm frightened *shiver*

I'm gonna start buying soon. Not alot just enough for a couple fat bowls each week and my uncle tells me it's almost inevitable I'll get caught. I need an awesome list of tips for not getting caught. That'd be the fucking coolest. Now I'm not stupid I know how to be plenty careful so I need real good tips.

 

you're worried about getting caught with a couple of bowls? who are you worried about catching you? your parents? the police?

 

Uh...that's it. Your uncle is just trying to scare you. Most people don't get caught.

The one and only key is, find a dealer you know and use that dealer. Don't go buying off random dudes you pass on the street. You still probably won't get caught, but you will get some shit weed.

 

I meant from my parents lol, fuck the cops, ok?

 

Oh! Okay, that's more like it.

- Stop the smell! A mason jar or something is best; otherwise, use three or four ziploc bags. Or buy really shitty weed - that doesn't smell as bad.
- As far as where you put it...that's tough. It's amazing, the places you think your parents will never stumble across and then all of a sudden holy shit, there they are. Outside is best if you have a good place - I sometimes stashed my shit under a log in the woods, and no one ever found that.

 

you're right, it should've been so obvious

 

i've never ever been caught by anyone who has cared enough to where there were negative repercussions for my actions.. and i've been smokin for well over a decade.. *knocks on wood*

 

If your parents go in your room a lot try not to keep it there unless you have a good spot. You could always find an empty bottle of something and keep some in there.

eye drops, air freshener, and your good.

 

Don't just start spraying air freshener/perfume/oils everytime you toke though as some parents are tipped off by these masking odor techniques. Adopt this behaviors as a regular/random thing. Get yourself an essential oil burner or something else that's healthy and that you like and use it regularly. Then when you use it while toking it won't be an odd behavior.

But yeah, don't get to OCD or you'll ruin the fun.

 

SPLOOF.
never when parents are home,
try do not do it inside, PERIOD
don't be a dumbfuck,
shower, brush teeth and wash face after tokin'
don't start burning excessive ammounts of insence and listening to phish and marley
make your stash spot hard to get too
don't spray axe ALL OVER yourself after smoking


this is my list...
and, well, there isn't really any defiant rules i mean, we're all under different circumstances, just be careful and you should be fine.

 

They sell smell proof bags at smoke shops, those work really well. Or as one person noted a mason jar. Try a Michael's arts and crafts if you have one near you, they sell em for about 79 to 99 cents.

EDIT: Oh, and nagchampa if you are going to toke with them in the house.

 

Dont forget Murphy's law!

 

nice drew ;]

 

Who is this Murphy guy and why is he always getting people into trouble? Someone should shoot him, who does he think he is making laws.

 

Who do our politicians think they are, making laws?...

 

idk man even when i used to live with my parents i would smoke in my room while they were home and never got caught. you pretty much have to slip up like leaving weed out or in your pocket ect. which i have done a few times but always got lucky.

best thing to do is put everything away after your done cause if you leave it out or in your pocket thinking you'll remember to stash it later you prob. won't.

 

^that's true

if you smoke at home try to do it after your parents go to sleep.like nero said don't adopt anything that seems like it's part of the stoner culture like marley or phish, i mean it's ok to listen to them obviously but don't make it TOO apparent...ya know?

If you want to smoke in your room either open up your window and lean all the way out, i used to do that and it worked wonderfully. If the wind blows any smoke back into your room just leave the window open for a few minutes, it clears out pretty quickly i've found. If you want to smoke inside without the window then make a spoof, if you don't know what that is google it, they work wonders, seriously. As for hiding, if you have a desktop computer that has a side panel that folds out, that works great. just be sure to triple or quadruple bag the weed so that the smell doesn't leak (the fan inside the computer can make air waft out). If you have a pencil bag or some kind of small supply bag keep your pipe, lighter and weed in there. It's good to keep everything together in one place. Thats all my stoned mind can think of now, good luck!

 

unless you aren't accustomed to dank, and happen to stumble across some one day, and you become interested in the exterior of your house, the area right below your 2nd story window, and keep leaning farther and farther out, trying to observe the wall more closely, and you fall, and your bowl lights your house on fire. and your unconcious body is left to be grilled alive.

:cheers2:
just kiddin ;-]

 

just another victim of the deadly drug MARIHUANA!!

but seriously that sounds like something you would hear from above the influence or something. Leaning out the window i have had a few times where i thought i was going to drop my pipe, though, especially because my hands get so shakey when i smoke

 

Yo it is fucking HARD to actually fall out of a window...I've come so close because my cat likes to play on my roof when I'm smoking (no idea) and leaning out to get her back in....my legs flipped up and hit the top of the window, saving me from being ANOTHER VICTIM OD THE DEADLY DRUG MARIJUANA!!!!