What would you do if your arm fell off?

what sort of business was this?

 

hope it was like a tooth falling out and soon a stronger arm would push through and grow there.

 

Applaud the incident by slapping myself in the face repeatedly.

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Phillips Petroleum. A gasoline refinery. It really does wonders for the health of the community, my grandma has emphysema and has never smoked a day in her life.

 

My arm won't fall off.

Get over it.

 

Stand and gawk at it for a good minute or so, of course I'd be a little shocked. Then I'd probably want to see if I can get one of them terminator robotic arms

 

i'd look at the person i was talking to and grin

and say uh.... sorry about that...shit happens lol

but really that's weird

 

*gives you leprosy*

That'll teach you to assume.

 

Haha.

 

blame my mom

 

freak out

 

Teach lil kids to eat their greens.

 

I would run to Jesus, and should he be unavailable (which is more than likely) I shall find the nearest faith healer. The power of God is able to cause an arm to regenerate within seconds.

 

i would stick it into a fork and then stick the fork into my shoulder and hola i have an arm again

 

Take it home for the bbq.

 

Definitely...

 

I'm pretty sure this scenario is, like, way unlikely.

 

"Oh what the fuck?" and then laugh. I'm sure I would also call my mom to fix it for me.

 

this is a good idea, better than my idea of using paste

but what if we used forks AND paste?? then we'd be sure to have our arms back, almost good as new!

we should totally team up on this

 

it's not your moms fault you arm fell off....not if she was busy with me while it happened, which is more than likely