quick fix synthetic urine

Is it small enough to fit under my balls? That's really my only question. In my pocket isn't really and option. I guess I'll have to wear baggy pants and underwear(whitie tighties), but I'm concerned there might be a bulge or it falling down my pant leg.

 

dump the job, any place that cares what you do on your own time at home, doesn't deserve any work from anybody that can make them money...

another words, just start your own business, make twice as much as before... and take extra long vacations to festivals whenever you want... ;-)

 

put it under your nut SACK

 

Sorry, Derrty Jake I don't got an answer for ya.

As awesome as it is to "stick it to the man" like that, it's just not feasible for all of us...

Also, there are lots of reasons why places have drug testing policies, and it isnt because the higher ups in the company care what you are doing in your free time. There are insurance and liability reasons for it.

 

if its a big bulge you are worried about showing, just let them know it's not your fault that you got a big dick and end of story =)

 

put the fake urine in a condom, tie it off, tape it to your leg, poke a hole in the end of it, put a roach clip over the hole to stop leaking, keep it warm by holding it between your legs. pull it out like you would your dick, take off the clip, "pee"