7 word story

by crank calling the local police and

 

Dropping things off the roof onto thier

 

wives and children....but they werent amused

 

They imposed the threat of the CIA

 

but she had been banned....and was

 

thrown in prison, later to escape to

 

Africa to get eaten by a lion

 

and then switfly escaped that and ended

 

up as Mugabes' sex slave ...she was

 

very large and hairy with a mustache

 

thin wide shoulders that mocked me by

 

thier size because I was very small

 

....like a mini horse...it was really

 

hard, in school I got beat up

 

by all the girls for having a

 

anti woman's rights sticker on my bumper

 

and a womens liberation tattoo on my

 

happy trail with an arrow pointing downward

 

to my kneecap...which was strangely sideways

 

then I had to put my legs into