Global Warming Conspiracy

Discussion in 'Conspiracy' started by gumleaves44, Dec 7, 2008.

  1. gumleaves44

    gumleaves44 Member

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    Here's a conspiracy I thought of. I think global warming's happening, and I think "the man" knows it's happening. I think some political bigwigs feel that over population is a much bigger problem than loosing a few thousand animals and icebergs and such. So they've been doing their best to contribute to global warming by pushin harmful energy down our throats and not alowing cleaner alternatives. Their main goal is to kill a few million people to deal with the over population problem by raising the sea level a few feet and flooding cities. Why would they want to do this? Perhaps its so as not to need to sacrifice freedoms such as having as many children as you wish. Perhaps they wish to try to sell ocean front property in Arizona (as the expression goes, but literally in this case). Perhaps it's for religious reason (on which I won't speculate). Or some crazy other logic.

    tell me what ya'll think, feel free to grow upon this conspiracy, or voice your criticisms...yay free speech
     
  2. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    They just want to put even more oppressive laws that they seem to think are justified in the name of "conserving energy" and such.


    I think Global warming is bullshit, because the exact same trends are happening on Mars and many other places in our solar system.

    Here is an article which can give you some more in-depth explanations.

    http://educate-yourself.org/lte/globalwarming13sep06.shtml
     
  3. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    Heres another good one.


    http://educate-yourself.org/glw/whoslying24feb07.shtml
     
  4. Nikalaus

    Nikalaus Member

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    Dood, they are doing worse then that.

    You familiar with the HAARP project in Alaska?
     
  5. killuminati

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    thats right drew5147. in addition to that, consider the fact that the Earth also goes through periods of Global Cooling.
     
  6. Al Kapwn

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    You guys really ought to watch An Inconvenient Truth.

    Gumleaves, I actually almost don't think that's an insane idea - except that the flooding will happen gradually, giving people plenty of time to move. We won't actually get deaths from it. Unfortunately, the end result will be the same amount of people in a smaller space, so this conspiracy would totally backfire.
     
  7. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    Fuck Al Gore and his Illuminati lies.


    He is a politician, not a climatologist.


    His job is to lie to people.



    You are just setting yourself up to lose if you listen to him.
     
  8. Redfox106

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    Exactly, I think it's all about controling laws and fear mongering. Last winter was the coldest in 30 years in Canada. We had as much snow by february as we usually have all winter. Summers have been horrible in the atlantic region, for a long time. I beleive in warming and cooling trends that are natural. I won't have a guy that has a house that uses 20 times more power than the average person tell me to conserve. Maybe if he rode around on a horse and sailed under sail power to other continents he'd be a little more credible. An apartment might help too. :)
     
  9. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    Fear is a powerful tool.
     
  10. Nikalaus

    Nikalaus Member

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    In old days hanging's were a public event. Do the math.
     
  11. tculi

    tculi Senior Member

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    ahem, i like how all global warming skeptics are so sure of their sources. i have read plenty of your arguements and their skewed facts. They talk about how global warming is a hoax to gain more power and to get money. First off, they cease to realize that almost any major climatologist, scientist that disagrees with global warming HAS BEEN GIVEN MONEY BY EXON MOBILE. Exon Mobile has given over 500 million dollars internationally to anyone who is willing to make a speech or stand up and blabber bull shit about how global warming is a conspiracy. I mean come the fuck on people. do you really think almost every leader got together and decided to scam every person of the world? Thats freaking ridiculous. The global warming conspiracy believers attract people who have general distrust for the gov., which i do too but they just hope people remain ignorant. not EVERYTHING is a conspiracy. do you really think there are a select few people who are scamming the world to make money? and who might these people be? How would they be profitting from this? environmentalists mainly call to SAVE. save gas, save water, save paper, recycle paper/ plastics and all that jazz. sure, there will be an energy reform, which will get people rich, but we are calling for small, LOCAL energy FARMS. There will be less of an energy monopoly with green energy then ever!! Now do you think there is more money for a few greedy politicians to lie about global warming or more money for major corporations to keep the status quo? Think about it, going green costs MONEY. Complying with EPA standards costs companies money. The loss of Exon and a few other elite oil companies oil/gas monopoly will result in devastating loss of profit. The use of green technology will do away with old, wasteful companies and will start a new industry. Big companies want to keep the status quo, which is why they are pouring millions upon millions of dollars to fund the "global warming skeptics"
     
  12. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    They already have free energy...
     
  13. broony

    broony Banned

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    i got mixed feelings about global warming.

    for one i feel i wont ever be able to trust a politican.

    yes our earth goes through stages.

    also though, humans have put a LOT of bad shit on this planet that makes me wonder.

    how do we know what is natural and what we have done? shit everytime we find a new answer we change it until something else comes along. it seems like a quest that wont ever have truth.
     
  14. Nikalaus

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    Order out of chaos at it's best.
     
  15. Nikalaus

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    It will all make sense in the end one way or another. There is no other way.
     
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    Actually, er, the world is controlled by a small group of people, they're called bankers
     
  17. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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  18. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    The earth is actually in a cooling phase at the moment, contrary to what Al Gore would have us believe.
     
  19. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Al Gore is correct and he’s incorrect :eek:

    What Al Gore didn’t factor in was the off setting effect of global dimming.

    With increased cloud reflectivity due to pollutants in the atmosphere, more of the sun’s heat and energy is being reflected back into space.


    Hotwater
     

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