Bump in my hand

I was just hanging out on the couch watching tv, and i streched my hand and looked down and there was a huge bump on it....it looks like a bone is sticking out of my hand...i ran upstairs to my neighboors and they said its probably a calcium deposit...now i have to go to the doctors, where i hate going because its a militray hospital, and i hate going to the hospital...my doctor visits over the year only usually equal one...Stupid Ugly Bump in my hand!

 

Could be worse. You could be a fucking Jew.

 

I am a jew

 

anything that is fucking is better off.

 

Oh. Wow. I would pity you, but...ya know...

 

You are the funnyest mother fucker alive. Well next to Ron White

 

Lewis Black > Louis Ramey > Gallagher > Ron White

 

tencent you stupid fuck..............

 

Fixed, to further portray truth.

 

wow, Gallagher is ranked higher than Ron White on your list, quite an insult!!!!!

 

Let's be fair, Gallagher has had his moments. Even if they are gayer than Mui.

 

i am not really a jew... but i am glad i am not you

 

That doesn't surprise me, considering you're still dumb as a Jew.

Edit: But if you prefer, I can edit the word "Jew" to "spic" in this thread.

 

You're just jelious that he was born with his dick

 

Well, let's be fair. So was she. It just so happens that she also had a vagina right under it.

 

did you know that actually everyone starts off first with a vagina then grows a penis dumbshit. so you once had one. it is a growth of the vagina.

 

so.....bump in the hand huh, that sucks.

 

Seeing as I passed middle school biology, I did know that. But obviously, you have not heard of a hermaphrodite, a strange creature that is born with the genitals of both genders, and is rightfully treated as an outcast their entire life. Or, more approximately, you.

 

nope..just have a bump in my hand..i would be a little more concerned if i had a penis growth, but thankfully, i don't.

 

Well, not anymore. They probably had it removed at birth.