Funny Sex Things(Not Making This Up)

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Hyphy, Dec 7, 2008.

  1. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    Fish Hook: Fuckin' your woman from behind and stick your finger in her mouth and hook her cheek back.

    Donkey Punch:
    Fuck her from behind(or in ass) and just before you cum, punch her in the back of the head so everything goes into shock and seizes up.

    Gorilla Mask:
    Cum in her/his face then throw pubic hair at her/him.

    Darth Vador:
    Cum in both of her nostrils.

    Poltergeist:
    Fuck her from behind then let your friend take over. Walk outside and then wave at her from outside the window.

    Angry Pirate:
    Cum in her/his eye then kick her/his in the leg.

    Chicken Cutlet:
    Fuck her on the beach and let your dick fall out into the sand and stick it right back in.

    Spider-Man:
    Cum in your hand then sling it in her face.

    Houdini:
    Fuck her from behind and spit on her back, so she thinks you came then when she turns around come in her face and then say taadaaa!

    Please list more :D

    Source: Patrice O'Neal :D
     
  2. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    in all fairness, i've heard that the donkey punch isn't anything more than an urban legend and that it wouldnt really work anyway, but idk, i've never tried it and dont know anyone who claims to have tried it, either
     
  3. darthkacie

    darthkacie crazy diamond

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    strawberry shortcake: cum on her face then punch her in the nose.

    delicious.
     
  4. Therese Aline

    Therese Aline Slave to the man

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    Any guy that's into this is a douche. Those aren't things you could ask for from a partner, that's violent and degrading.
     
  5. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    Yeah, it's pretty hardcore. I wouldn't do any of these(maybe houdini on a really down ass chick). It's crazy that people actually did/do these :eek:
     
  6. jham86

    jham86 Member

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    in my parts we call that a jelly doughnut. haha
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    rape: when you see an attractive woman who is smaller in stature than yourself, beat her over the head until she is submissive, drag her into a dark alley, and do what you please with her.
     
  8. jham86

    jham86 Member

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    fierce dragon:
    when getting oral and about to cum, stick you cock deep in her throat to make her gag resulting in cum flying out her nose.

    personally i wouldn't ever try these unless my partner wanted to, but i find them amusing nonetheless.
     
  9. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Oh my god :p
     

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