I didn't say it wasn't enjoyable, only that it turned me away from tomato soup cuz I drink so much of the period soup that tomato tastes like cheap imitation.....
You're my deadly drug that makes me not feel like doing anything, turns me into a skinny mess with trackmarks on my scrotum, and gives me AIDS, Cate.
so you want me to rub sacks with him? sure. don't forget to squeeze those pus filled sores on your lips to give us a little lube
you do know you could profit from it, right? a small investment into some simple marketing could yield you millions there is a huge demand for infectious human waste in the personal lubricant industry
you'd be surprised. They will try to kill you, because you will threaten their lube industry, with what is far superior products, produced at much lower costs. Oh yes, the repercussions will harsh, but you will have done a great thing for the mastubatory masses throughout the world.
There comes a time in every porous young person's life where they must make a decision against all odds, for the good of the diseased masturbatory community.
a fella simply goes to class for a couple hours, and this is what becomes of his culinary thread? tsk, tsk anyway, i second the vote for hot sack on track action
it was alright. not the class i WAS worried about....but now the class i AM worried about ("participation" - luckily he's decided to drop one absence, but every one drops us a letter grade. i think i have 3? but also i think i'm the only one who got an A on the midterm, and i expect an A on the final, so since he was asked by other students, who are doing super poorly, if he would consider grading on a curve, i might come out alright after all)
I love how when someone tells you "Don't read the tomato soup thread, it's fucking gross," this is the next place you post.