If only Ron Jeremy actually had his doctorate in vaginal disruption.

great blog post i found.

I've been in the market for a new condom for a couple of days now. I have been using both variety packs and Magnums for as long as i can remember, but neither are perfect for me. I'm ready to find the perfect condom. Perhaps i'm on a mission that will ultimately be unsuccessful, but until i know for sure im going to keep on searching until i find the 'cinderella's slipper' for my penis. I was looking up the latest Durex condoms when i stumbled on the new Durex website, www.Durexu.com. The idea behind the site is to welcome site users to the durex university, in which one can partake in lessons, exams, and win scholarships and money. The site is pretty cool for a condom site, but when i heard of this durex university i had big expectations. The more i think about it, the better it sounds. A university based primarily around sex, and sex education.
Firstly, stats from the centre for disease control and prevention illustrate that most all STDS are on the rise in North America (and Europe). Although its difficult to diagnose alot of STDS, like herpes or HPV, the CDC states that infections of harmful STDS, like syphallis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia, have risen significantly in the last 5 years. note: 1 in 4 American teen girls has an STD.
The more sex education we(society) have, the safer we'll all be. Haven't you ever wanted to slam a hooker or meet up with those desperate sex fiends on craigslist personal, but decided in the end that they are likely infested with various STDS and in the end declined? If sex universities were abundant, we would all be smarter, confident, filthy love-makers, Amen.
Now some of you may say that a sex university is stupid, its lacking, its too narrowly focus. Nonsense. Sex is as comprehensive as art. Courses could range from safe sex 101 to philosophy of love and sex.
Possible course requirements could include:
Sexual acts: discovering sex positions (for the folks who don't know what exactly axillary intercourse or the rusty trombone are.)
Sexual Literature
Science of STDS
Politics of sex
The Sex Industry:
History of sex(with emphasis on roman bath houses)