Marry Me (Thread 4)

Can you Cook?

that answer depends on me marrying you

 

I don't want your money baby girl. I just want U <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK0FSd3_h9U

 

Hmmm, thats a tall order. Do you give a good foot massage?

 

You must be mistaken chap, for I am always the receiver, never the giver...Grease up those hands buddy, mama's corns are achin'...

 

I don't know if you want me to cook or not?

I'll go ahead and admit I <3 to cook. I make everything from scratch and love to experiment and try new cuisines. I make a mean Ceviche btw.

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Avocado-Shrimp-Ceviche-Estillo-Sarita/Detail.aspx

(and no bravesirrubin I'm not a homo)

 

sweet, im not a good cook.
everything always catches fire,
Ill marry you, if you make me italian food at least once a month

 

:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

 

You always appear out of nowhere with this stuff. It's like I called 'Beetle Juice' three times ( is was that 'Candy Man')








It is free of charge though.. must I really shave your hairy legs?
Couldn't I just put hair remover in your bath water? Do you bathe?

 

So would we both be able to go to the UK and the USA for as long as we liked? Could we buy property on either side of the pond and stay in whatever house we felt like even after the divorce?

I'm upping this to $400 ( and I'll throw in a brand new George Foreman Grill)

 

my offer of once a month italian cooking stands

 

How did I miss this post :cheers2:

Will you accept a bank transfer or Western Union? I prefer to use PayPal

 

Ill take either one

 

Sooo i must ask what exactly do you mean by buisness?
im not marring some1 in the mob am i?

 

I'm just going to buy stock and property. It's all above board I promise!

I just want to be free to roam without needing a Visa.

You seem too nice for this transaction. I'm simply in it for the paperwork and a quick divorce..

We didn't agree on a price. How much money do you require?

 

lol thats cuz im generally a nice person.
teach me to cook a few decent meals is all i ask

you have to understand that everytime i go into the kitchen something explodes
well not really but you get my point