Ladies did you know :

Eating semen cures period pain !

Spread the word.

Tampons.

 

lol. it's also good for your skin and hair, but not the eyes.

 

You don't even want to get it in your eyes.

 

gawd. it's awful.

but breastmilk is like revenge...it's just as bad.

 

there is no greater fun in this world than shooting breastmilk in someones face

 

this is very true.

 

The men don't mind it, either.

 

I'd take a load...


If you would.

 

Thats rubbish

I rarely get bad period pain

And yeah Im glad Im not the only one whose eyes killed when that happened...I was worried that wasnt normal...it was like acid or some shit

 

And yeah Im glad Im not the only one whose eyes killed when that happened...I was worried that wasnt normal...it was like acid or some shit

That's because it is acid

 

Sorry, I had that wrong. It's alkaline, not acidic. But same effect ... if you get it in your eyes, it burns like hell.

 

Ill be selling my freshly extracted semen to any women looking to relieve her pms. Being they extract it themselves with their mouths.