Christians: Why hasn't Jesus come yet?

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by Gravity, Nov 17, 2008.

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  1. real_large

    real_large Member

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    ... and no belly untouched, let's hope. While our priveleged Western asses are down in the 10/40s converting these godless heathens to Christianity, let's make sure we at least bring along a sandwich. Maybe a chocolate Jesus. I'm sure they'll appreciate that more than a Bible -- unless the pages are edible.
     
    real_large, Dec 5, 2008
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  3. OldTroll

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    I don't allow anybody to touch my soul .... ever!
     
    OldTroll, Dec 5, 2008
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  5. jannethelizardman

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    Most people in the 10/40 window have heard about jesus. They're called MUSLIMS, and the Qur'an does contain Jesus, except he rose non-crucified to heaven. They just don't believe the contorted and contrived version Christians do. So, where be Jebus? Both scriptures, however, are just tools for mass control in my opinion, and bad for your mental health.
     
    jannethelizardman, Dec 14, 2008
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  7. Hoatzin

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    Sounds about right.
     
    Hoatzin, Dec 14, 2008
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