any questions?

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by glen_quagmire_oh!, Dec 10, 2008.

  1. glen_quagmire_oh!

    glen_quagmire_oh! Member

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    I've been doing anal for about 6 years now and am finding that I don't really have any questions left unanswered

    I've been watching all the sex information shows for about 5 years and an finding that none of the information is new to me

    I don't mean to seem cocky I'm still a virgin and have never had a girlfriend but every thing I know, I know from personal experience and I learned it all through trial and error

    there's a lot of threads about people asking questions
    butt this is one to where I'm gonna try and answer any questions you may have about anal sex and pleasure

    So go ahead and ask a question and I'll do my best to answer them
     
  2. Dipper

    Dipper Member

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    How many times have you got poop on your dick?
     
  3. Slothguy

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    Hahaha, you're a virgin and you made a thread about people asking you questions about anal sex?? Just because you shove cucumbers up your ass during your free time does not mean anything when it comes to doing something with a girl. Girls work much differently than guys, and with that, it means that sex is not the same for a girl as it might be for you, when you're by yourself. Therefore, how about you leave the sex advice up to people who have experienced it.
     
  4. glen_quagmire_oh!

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    OK First of all I probably know a lot more about sex than you (just because you do it doesn't mean you do it right)

    secondly How does Yeah I've stuck my dick in a girl make you any more qualified

    thirdly I'm not planing on giving anal sex advice I'm talking about the ass itself for people getting themselves off

    as for you personally why don't you just go and jam you dick in your girlfriends ass, don't mind the screaming she just doesn't know that that's how it's supposed to feel
    I'm sure you learn a lot that way you arrogant prick!
     
  5. glen_quagmire_oh!

    glen_quagmire_oh! Member

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    and don't condescend to me I'm well aware of the differences between guys and girls
     
  6. glassdildo

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    The internet is full of interesting folks like this one...
     
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  8. OldTroll

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    Since you are a self-proclaimed expert, how about explaining the differences to those of us who lack your expertise.



    Have fun, play safely, and don’t play with fire!
     
  9. puppy5990

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    :rolleyes: That's easy! Boys have a thingy, and girls have... a different thingy!
     
  10. Dipper

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    Win.
     
  11. luvkinkyplay

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    how often do girls bleed when they have anal sex for the first time, opps, you probably don't know that!

    what does it feel like when you stick your dick in a tight asshole, opps, you probably wouldn't know this one!

    I'm just going to laugh at you since you have been no help to anyone, yet you are an anal expert lol lol lol
     
  12. OldTroll

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    Show me yours and I'll show you mine. :cheers2:
     
  13. puppy5990

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    [​IMG]

    So let's see yours :toetap05:

    :p
     
  14. OldTroll

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    [​IMG]

    We should get married!:cheers2:
    We would make beautiful babies!
     
  15. dxnino

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    this guys is a idiot!

    Nino
     
  16. glassdildo

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    Yes, but I don't recall seeing any grammatical errors in his post though...
     
  17. puppy5990

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    OldTroll, that is one huge cock!

    I think I love you :eek:

    :p
     
  18. OldTroll

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    And this is an ....

    [​IMG]

    ... adorable pussy. I want to lick it! slowly and softly and sensuously and .... oh oh, my tongue's getting hard and I can't thay "S" thounds.
     
  19. puppy5990

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    Now I'm all wet :eek:

    I want my man to talk to me like that :)
     
  20. dxnino

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    Oh this is a grammar site. I get it now!
     

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