Guilt Trip...

i think something can be arranged

 

the only thing you did wrong was lie to her.

but then again, naive people bug the shit out of me. I'd have gotten all insulted and gone off on her, but thats just me. and we can't all be me, now can we?

 

I cry your pardon for doubting you in the past, you speak the utmost truth.



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My advice

1. Obtain brick
2. Obtain marijuana
3. Roll blunt
4. Bash the bitch in head with brick
5. Smoke blunt with brother while fuckin the sister in the ass.

Problem solved.

 

call her dad up, tell him to get his dumbass daughter to back the fuck off or else your telling her that he smokes

or make the brother watch while you cockslap her in the face and/or butt with a joint in your mouth and a bong in your hands, and then blow smoke up her vagina and make the brother inhale that shit from the stank hole then stick the bong up the girls ass and the joint up the brothers

it will make for interesting dinner conversation

 

lololololol @turky and glass

agreeeeed!

the calling her dad would be a really good idea. but you're only 14, i doubt you'd have the balls to do that. i wouldn't have the balls to do that, and neither would a lot of people double my age.

 

I wonder how she will react when her brother has his 1st gay anal experience????
just buy her a big dildo for xmas, I think she needs it.

 

Buy her a pipe for christmas, she'll get the point.

 

Or you could actually just try and mindfuck her.

Tell her you began tweaking, and after dinner be like oh shit dont freak out but i accidentally dropped a few hits in your mashed 'taters... Then be like, dont worry, it will be quick. Enjoy show + video tape. Put on youtube. = fun for the family when everyone grows the hell up.

=)

 

ok.. enough with the forced sexual activites.. she is after all pretty much like my older sister... except she isn't related to me and we don't see eachother but 10 times a year or so...

i'm just going to say the hell with it.. i wish i hadn't sent any message at all back and set my status too : lookin' forward to smokin' up (guy)!
and my mood too: high O_O


haha

 

Text her back and say, "At least I'm not doing meth bitch." Then go to her parents all seriously and be like, "I think whatshername has a problem bla bla, go look in her backpack." And then you plant a kilo of meth in there. GG no rematch kthxbye

 

yea a lead pipe, to the back of the skull

 

HAHAHAHA

 

^ yeah, I lol'd also

 

shit thats a great idea

although its upsetting there is nothing sexual involved so i say you throw in some magnum condoms and ky, along with a notepad with some phone numbers and names like "tyrone" "jamal" and "big chocolate daddy" this girls parents might freak out more about her banging black guys than smoking meth maybe?

 

^ Hahaha.

 

Lmao this thread is rediculous

 

You should do something to fuck up her whole psyche.


Like...


Have a friend dress up in a gorilla suit one day, and like, have himkeep keeping running by in the woods so she gets a glimps of it, and freak all out and be like "DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT?!?" Then later that night slip her a weed brownie before she goes to bed. Then like 2 hours later bust in the room waring the suit and like start choking the shit otu of her making all kinds of crazy noises.


lololol

 

Haha I got as far as the gorilla suit and started laughing

 

If he wants to smoke then smoke him up, fuck what that girl says.

 

pass her the blunt...