Farting ringtone

Would you have a farting ringtone on your mobile-phone aka cell-phone? What about a burping one. Any other ideas for something that is a bit different?

 

If I had a cell phone....Id like a really loud ring that says "Turn that fucking thing off"

 

or "can you hear me now?"

 

i like the one where the black dude yells ''YO PHONE RANGIN!"

he starts off saying it, then he says it loudly, then he yells it, then he screams it, then he goes insane...


i also like teh mesquito ringtone, its like 17kh or something, too high for grownups to hear, therefor, great at school.

 

my bud Q has the fart ring tone . . .it's annoying

 

I'm 24 and still find fart humor funny. Oh well

 

We tested those on teachers, only our hottie 22 year old math teach could hear it.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMq2Wubq4U0&feature=related
this is my ring tone. at 0:17sec. Been my ring tone for almost 8/9months.. Even when I broke my other phone I got a new one and just love annoying people..

 

My dad has a tone that yells "I'm standing next to a fucking wanker!"

A friend has one that yells "You're a smelly pirate hooker!"

I just have the old fashioned phone ringing tone for calls, and the NCIS theme for messages. A little while ago I had the Indiana Jones theme, so whenever my phone went off while I was jogging through the fauna rehab I felt like I was in Raiders Of The Lost Ark.