I had a dream I was 30

And that I just let 8 years of my life skip by without knowing. I was so pissed off; I just couldn't believe I was 30. The thing is, I don't really care about turning 30 nearly as much as I let so much time go. I think that is my subconscious telling me I better do something with my life. Haha

 

its right around the corner for me and i cant wait

 

Yeah right. I bet you throw yourself a huge pity party tears and all on the big day.

 

I turned 30 on a cruise in the Caribbean *RECOMMENDED*

 

im gonna wake up on the toilet...crying, and not those "its gonna be ok big girl, you just dropped your icecream cone" tears...its gonna be "hey jer, you've done absolutely nothing with your life...working the same dead end job for 13 FUCKING years" tears

 

i just had a dream that a hot girl showed up at my house and made out with me, but then i realized that she was just there to distract me so a team of guys could come in and rob my house. so i grabbed a shotgun with one hand and an AK with the other and kept them all hostage until i woke up.


i don't know what the hell it was supposed to mean.

 

You didn't feel like jumping overboard?

 

You should have raped the bitch!!!

 

you know, it doesn't matter, because you'll turn thirty and still say "WTF?!!" now if you're really healthy, you'll just pause a moment, then say "FUCK IT! WHERE'S MY FREE BIRTHDAY BEER?"

 

I had one of those dreams except I was like 25 or something.

The dreams I hate the most are the ones in which I'm about to eat something unhealthy etc, and then I wake up. I wanted to eat!

 

Oh I most defintely will be asking for my birthday beer, but not because I'll be healthy.

No. Actually with my luck, I'll be a recovering alcoholic. I can see that path. Or worse, I'll be pregnant. Nothin like being fat and old except when you're fat and old at the same time. Haha I really don't think 30 is old, minus in my dream last night.

 

Life really begins at 30.

 

So what you are saying is that it's perfectly acceptable for me not to be conscious for the next 8 or so years?

 

If you remember your 20's, you did it wrong.

 

Not at all. Enjoy every year then when 30 hits..hang on!!

 

haha..that is right..I barely remember anything except that I had a great time.,

 

That's what I was afraid of.

 

i've had that dream too; never gets very far though. and to be honest, i had a lot more fun holding two large guns in everyone's faces and screaming threats at them.

 

I have very strange dreams, most of them consist of nightmares...But I do love them so...

I dreamed I was a teenager again, and it was bloody awful...

As an aside, I love getting older... If I remember it or not, or flew by or not, I love it..

 

Welcome to life! :cheers2: