My mom told me yesterday

that Idon't need to stress out over things because I am 'really good looking' so 'why wouldn't Andy's family expect anything else'.
uhm...thank you mom?

I do have to admit, she is trying and as soon as our house is clean I will actually be excited about people visiting us.

 

Have you met them before?

 

yes, and suprisingly to my mom, none of them commented on how good looking I was.
Yeah I've seen them a few times and talked to them on the phone a bunch. They really like me and say really nice things like how I am the best thing that happened to Andy and all this stuff (his grandma and mom). I totally disagree, but whatever.

 

they like you cause your a nice person. Yeah, I think your mom was kinda reaching on the "good looking" thing..not that your not good looking, it is just an odd thing to say.

 

That reminds me of zoolander.

 

Do your mum and Andy get along?

 

My mom tells me that I'm good looking too. She used to tell me that I was a genius back in highschool. I think that it backfired, because I don't particularly listen to anyone other than myself now.

 

I am a genius, and my mom never told me that I am....

presumption that I know?

 

I feel like having margaritas and listening to spice girls with bella.

"So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me
you gotta listen carefully,
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
we got G like MC who likes it on an
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,
and as for me you'll see,"

 

awwww. mommies. is she a brainiac? 'cause that sounds like the sort of akward compliment a brainiac who loves her baby would say.

my mom would be "thos bitches better know you're bringing the best genes on the plane to that family, and if they don't, i'm driving out there and yanking every bleached blonde strand of hair outta their vacuous heads....oh, they love you? i always did like them. nice folks."

 

Well, at least you got that goin for you.
Someone like me, who can't claim to be a beauty king needs to learn magic tricks, jokes, and even tap dancing.

 

always a sound plan. women cream for men in tap shoes...

 

That's what she said! :rofl:

 

my mother...she never loved me...she said that she wish she was raped by someone else...

 

mmmmm that sounds like fun.......*cancels appoitments and throws green tea out the window*

 

YES, total braniac and my grandma never told her she was pretty, so she went overboard with it when I was a kid.

 

Yes, before I heard that comment, I was going to do a jig for his whole family. Now I no longer am going to do a jig, rather I am going to put on a big skirt and twirl around, so everyone can be mesmorized by my beauty and grace.

 

I've never seen zoolander.

 

yeah, she likes him a lot. they both talk alot so it's like I get a break and don't have to listen to either of them.

 

My mum thinks that happened with us.
It didn't. Not really, but eh..