If You Ran A Cake Company...

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Peace-Phoenix, Dec 17, 2008.

  1. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    ... would you bake this cake?

    (Don't worry, it's not Rick Astley!)
     
  2. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    those parents should be gassed.
     
  3. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    That would certainly have a kind of irony to it....
     
  4. Quoth the Raven

    Quoth the Raven RaveIan

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    Both parties here are fuckin ridiculous.. on the one hand, it's the KID'S NAME. He can't help it!

    On the other.. fuckin redneck white-supremacist idiots calling their kids that, they're pretty much guaranteed to get beaten up later on in life unless they never see anyone outside the white-power community.
     
  5. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Sure I'd bake it.. Why not ?? Seems a bit puratanical of them not to. I'm sure they have put worse things on a cake. "Happy Birthday snookemms" pops to mind.. But yeah the parents need to check themselves out.

    Peace
     
  6. opel diamond

    opel diamond burn out

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    man those crazy yanks.

    call your kids something sensible...like Fifi Trixibelle.
     
  7. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    I would bake it, then lure the kid to the side and kidnap him.
    I'd then give him to children in need and they'd take him to start a new life as a french dude.
     
  8. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    "...but we can always hope..."
     
  9. verseau_miracle

    verseau_miracle Banned

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    Thats cruel:(Poor kids. Obviously some wierd nazi shit going on there. Someone call the social!
     
  10. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Given the names they gave their other kids, there's definitely that subtext there....
     
  11. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    The answer is No.
     
  12. CrucifiedDreams

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  13. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    :(
     
  14. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Why the long face?
     
  15. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    you know Celine doesn't like you asking that :tongue:
     
  16. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    I'd bake the cake for them, but if he looked for one second with interest at the oven I'd tell him to get the fuck out. :mad:
     
  17. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Nazis don't put cakes in ovens :tongue:
     
  18. Psiwave

    Psiwave Member

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    I'd bake a hundred of them and throw them at the parents.

    I wouldn't wish them any specific harm...

    When the kid gets to 21 he'd probably divorce his parents and get his name changed.

    If they have another girl they should call her anne bolin (misspelled I know)
    At least everyone else could eat cake. (Probably mis quoted too. Sod it, I fried my brain too much to remember history lessons.)
     
  19. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    The cake is a lie.
     
  20. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    (edit) Also, missing the point of my joke aside, how can you be so sure there was never a Nazi that baked a cake? Chinua Achebe would have us believe they still bought chocolate, so why not cake baking?
     

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