Rats Arms (Forum Tavern)

what the hell happened to JOhn ?? this plac is a mess with out JOhn..

Peace

 

:drool5: Nice choice. I want one. Or one of those tropical smoothies with as much fruit as can be squished in in it...in in it? Innit

 

Youre off the wall crazy


Whats not to love about the new look forum bar!?

I think everyones missing J0hn a surprising amount though Oh where are you, racist, crazy, yet strangely endearing soul? You know once hes been back a few days well be all:toetap05: though

 

get us a something strong barkeep!

without a mouse falling in it preferably :tongue:

 

I want some melted chocolate.

 

I need something to wake me up.. Red Bull with dissolved flakes of crystal meth, served with a sprinkling of cocaine would be preferable.

 

thats some cocktail!

 

I'll have a mouse in a jar.

 

Empty jar?

 

Except for the mouse.

 

I'd like a glass of neat H2-0, and don't water it down

 

What do I have? Something long or something stiff

 

Im afraid mouse in a jars are currently unavailable Can I tempt you with a mouse in a sock-like object?

 

I'd like a rusty martini, extra olives

 

A stiff mouse in a long sock will do nicely thanks, barman.

 

We dont do that kind of thing in these parts, sir. This is a mouses pub for respectable mousy people. And our mousestaff live forever. And ever. You got that?

Here is your not stiff, but moderately sleepy mouse

It could pass as a dwarfs stocking, I suppose

 

*drinks mouse down in one*

Fill her up!:tongue:

 

I would like caffinated water. Apparently it tastes like tap water.

 

I'd like a Bloody Mouse please, shaken not stirred

 

Caffeine has quite a bitter taste, so caffeine water would be icky..