A Friend with Herpes

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by BraveSirRubin, Dec 17, 2008.

  1. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    not really,it would be a "fact" "or as close to a fact as something like this can get" if you were to ask him yourself and hear it come out of his mouth with your own ears. until then its "pretty much" a rumor your spreading as fact..:cheers2:
     
  2. BraveSirRubin

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    I don't give a shit. :cheers2:
     
  3. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    i think you're going about it the right way. pass the word around (without being an outright dick by telling the girls he is boning) and you will surely save the ladies worth saving. there was a similar sort of situation when a girl known among our crew was found to have a smelly vag. many a man was saved from the stank by word of mouth with no outright dickery.
     
  4. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    If anything, I just might say something like "use a condom" to the girls when they mention fucking him...
     
  5. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    condoms suck
     
  6. seamonster66

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    Well i don't like them

    but if I were to fuck a guy with Herpes, I would use one ;)
     
  7. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    probably me too
     
  8. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    they smell bad and ruin everything.
     
  9. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    sexy thoughts sexy thoughts
     
  10. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    I know. the best thing to do is to just hit that shit raw and pull out.
     
  11. BraveSirRubin

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    Well shiiiite.

    You should tell that to my friend, he'd probably disagree.
     
  12. BraveSirRubin

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    Hell, I'd take the herp over a smelly vag anyday.
     
  13. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    so what if my hair is always stiff with cum? it helps the dreading process.
     
  14. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    i thought the situations were comparable. do herps smell?
     
  15. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    well one of us has to be wrong.
     
  16. BraveSirRubin

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    Dunno.

    Ask one of the old hippies who post here.
     
  17. BraveSirRubin

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    Probably him... can't really trust anything a guy with the herp says.


    Off I go to take a bath in rat piss infested water.
     
  18. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    free range domestic rats?
     
  19. BraveSirRubin

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    Nah... it's just untreated water.

    It tastes delicious though... well-water... yet I'm not supposed to drink it... might give me cholera or something.

    Badass sig, btw.
     
  20. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    Man, I'm gonna move to Arkansas and bathe in well water.
     
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