Beating to the Beat

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by Hermaniac, Dec 18, 2008.

  1. Hermaniac

    Hermaniac Guest

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    Howdy peeps. I was wondering whether anyone else had a favourite song to masturbate to. Personally, my favourite is "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day. Hey, if we get enough songs we could put together an album. We could call it "The Sound of Solo".
     
  2. alchemist2001

    alchemist2001 Member

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    Hmmm... I like most things. I like to sing at the moment of orgasm! Les Miserables is good, but I like wanking to anything with bass!
     
  3. OldTroll

    OldTroll Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Do any of you pedophiles listen to Little Queenie while you masturbate?

    … standing over by the record machine
    she’s too cute to be a minute over seventeen


    The Chuck Berry version is the best performance, but I prefer the Jerry Lee Lewis version since Jerry Lee married his 14 year old cousin.



    Have fun and play safely!
     
  4. Funkateer

    Funkateer To swing on the spiral

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    this thread is full of insanely hilariousness
     

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