What makes YOU the biggest loser?

lol trust me... people say a lot more mean things about it than that!

 

NAH NAH NAH... I used to have braces, I was the fat kid at my primary school AND AND AND.... my dad is a member of the ACT party... Mehmehmeh.

 

OMG your dad is a loser.

but i too was FAAAAAAAAAT (and have photos to prove it)
and also had BRACES, so i was a FAT BRACES GEEEEEEEEEK ha ha ha

Doug

 

*I still have teddies on my bed.
*I enjoy tidying our lounge.
*I'm a homophobic gay man.
*I can't spell 'idiosyncratic' in my essays.

 

I can spell log... l..o..g... I can spell dog... d..o..g... I can spell hog... h.. o..g... BUT I CAN'T SPELL HIPPOPOTAMUS....

I still sing songs like that from my primary school days.
Also, I have a hat that looks like a cabbage and is the ugliest hat in the world and I'm in love with it and wear it all the time.

 

hey, let's not get started on primary school - I was a fattie too, i had an actual afro and GLASSES (four eyes is worse than braces) and I was weird, there really was no hope.

and as for current loserness, omg, that mousth thing: we have been doing to our friends flat (who don't know that it's us) every few nights - stuff like "I've given you time to stherch so HAVE you found my my mousth? I'm Stharting to sthress, for he'ths very sthmall. "

then, next week we are going to ring up and be like "Hi. Thisth isth Mousth. Any messthages?"

haha, we are flippin funny young women.

 

Jebus, what have I got myself into.


*I speak French loudly in front of non-speakers sometimes.
*I run around with an inflatable hammer, wearing an inflatable helmet. If I saw anyone doing this the way I do I'd simply ignore them (or try).

 

hehe inflatable stuff is great.

omg, I have the embarassing loser story of day...I was coming out of the bathroom IN THE SCHOOL LIBRARY and this girl behind me was like - omg, wait wait - I had the hem of my skirt tucked into my tights - holy fucking crap, if she hadn't said anything and I'd walked out into the maasssiive part of the library with my skirt up, I would have died, especially as I saw the guy I have a huoooge crush on about 5 seconds later - oh dear I'm blushing just thinking about it - I love that girl forever and ever and ever, she is my personal hero...

 

Oh my god sophie... what are you? that shit happens in MOVIES that doesn't happen in real life... you're so lucky. Give that girl a fucking medal, she deserves it.

 

U can't list that u wear contact and u are a loser- many people have that problem...so it's not a major deal.

*I am real thin and everyone thinks I should eat more(it's like they've never seen a thin person b4- so everyone thinks u have anorexia or have an eating disorder if u r just natrually thin...(which I am- thanx to a fast metabolism.)

* I used to smoke cigarettes- eww- too many health problems with being a tobacco smoker these days.


* I still eat cereals kids eat.

*I still dress up and go trick or treating -although I can sometimes pull of being a teenager again...

 

oh man. if a chick i had a crush on came out like that i would be like OH MY DEAR GOD......hmmmm nice ass.


things like that to me are just funnyish cute. embarrassing sure, but heck a chick that embarrasses herself is all good in my books LOL. (unless they are just retarded, and it happens every day to them)

Doug

 

yeah you wouldnt lose points for that, you'd just never hear the end of it, NEVER! lol

I'm a total 80's loser. Everything that was made then rocked: music, movies, tv shows, whats not to love? Any decade that gets rid of disco, sees the end of the cold war and has guns n roses has to rock.

 

omg funniest thing I've ever seen... tshirt in jerusalem advertising israel with the slogan "Guns and Moses"

 

Wow, that so beats mine - a 'Drive Slowly Pedestrians' sign without a comma (go the English nerd - huzzah!).

I just tried to think of some clever pun to do with Guns and Roses and Israel, but failed. Oh, how I failed.

 

I volunteeered to work 8 hours at the Warehouse on Labour Day.

 

EH?? Glorya... as if you did that.

What are?

 

i like afro's, losers dont care what marks they get, the boss is a great musician, people who dont follow politics shouldnt vote
i have read thousands of books, but i still rockclimb and am not a loser, i hope

you will meet someone, it takes longer for special people.

 

lol, yeah I am 'special' . But thanks though.

and tamsyn, maybe i'm just addled from another day of studying, but what are what? I don't get it...

 

Sorry, what are is short for 'what are you?'. Its another shnatism.

 

righto. We cranked a good cas call the other day - amanda's had a tummy ache and she was like "argh, my poor stom"