Funniest break up email ever!

Wow. Harsh, but I'm a jealous bitch, so I probably would have said and done something similar...
Last time an ex called me out for dating someone after I broke up with him in a timespan that he deemed "too soon," I thrashed his ass and posted the convo on myspace. I can't even imagine what I might have done if he had cheated on me.

 

Yep ... that line offended me also! It borders on hate speech!

 

Oh
My
God

that was fuckin hilarious!!!

 

I chuckled.

 

Not really funny, but only because whether it's true or not, there are alot of girls out there just like the one in the story. I could picture that happening to me, or any other guy here. There are just some cruel selfish girls out there, period.

 

It made me smile, but sounds like the dude got his heart broken.

 

I don't feel sorry for the guy

 

it is so funny, and anyone who doesn't think so has a stick up their ass....the whore ditched him at the bar and blew someone twice (or two seperate people?) in an hour....IN A FUCKING PUBLIC BATHROOM, how much lower can you get?!?! she deserved every word of his response and then some, she's lucky she got off so easy.

 

I don't feel sorry for him, what he did should make up for it and if it doesn't then that's just kinda pathetic. I just find it sad when people get heart broken.

 

hahahahahaha!

 

Funny? This is tragedy. Supposedly these are two human beings. I wonder, but supposedly. Wonder how far that stick is up mine?

 

Word.

 

If he was so hurt, he shouldn't have replied to the e-mail

I can't see being head over heels for someone, and being totally shocked that they would do something like that

 

Ditto. It is amusing, and he got his payback as far as I'm concerned, but I just don't feel the need to laugh out loud over it. It's really not that funny. And I DON'T have a stick up my ass.

 

it's going to be a lot further up your ass once I'm done with ya

yeah it's sad, blablabla, why the fuck would anyone feel sorry for her? she's a selfish little whore who clearly doesn't know a thing about respect....

you get what you give.

 

well go listen to simple plan and dye your hair black while plotting your own death then, what's life if you can't laugh?!

 

Now THIS, I can laugh at. haha For the record, I agree with ya completely.

 

Geez, I'm not the one getting bent out of shape over it. haha I have no trouble laughing, I'm pretty easy going about things, I just don't see the "funny" in this. Who cares really? The girl got what she deserved, and the guy hopefully got some relief from the email.

I guarantee he's not as worried about it at this minute as some people here are. lol

 

I see the funny in it, but maybe it's cause I can relate....

no one is worried about it, it's called discussion

 

Haha, nice. Rolleyes backatcha. I really don't care, it's just a dumb email on the internet. lol No biggie. :biggrin: