How do you become.. forever living?

How could you live forever?

Why do we age?

What is aging?
(The deterioration of cells over time?)

Then what stops cells from reproducing at some point?

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On another note: How does the memory work?

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Facts are choice, opinions are also interesting.

 

you must be bit by a vampire.. but if that vampire does not return blood to you then you just die... you do not become immortal

 

i think if we were able to live forever there would have to be mass culls of population...if nobody died of natural causes the worlds population would sky rocket

 

or you become a slave of the vampire, unless they return the favour.

 

yea.. i didn't wanna get too involved in the explaining of vampire-ism.. i was able to control my geek

 

i love vampires, but this fucking twilight nonsense is pissing me off. way to make the coolest creature of modern mythos into a teen love drama. kill me now

 

haha.. did you see the South Park episode about making fun of Twilight?

 

yes, and i loved it, the goth kids burning down hot topic was awesome

 

haha... yea.. Hot Topic blows..

Hot Topic.. for all your emo/goth/raver/wanna-be bitch nigga needs

 

haha hey i liked those books!

but the movie is just obnoxious. i haven't seen it and i don't intend to.

 

The only man that I know of that will live forever is Jerry

 

I recall a Greek myth.
A minor goddess fell in love with a mortal and asked that he be given immortality.
Her wish was granted, but as he became older, he became wrinkled and bent over and... that's where crickets come from.

 

hmm... so what happens to white immortals? i can understand black people turning into crickets...

 

agreed.. Jerry Springer will live on forever!!!

 

lolol^

 

hahaha


i have a question for the vampire educated of you...

what happens if you get raped bloody by a vampire? would the swapping of fluids anally/vaginally be enough to turn one into a vampire?

that would have to suck to explain to people how you became a vampire

"yeah i didn't get bit.... i just got raped by this huge black vampire guy. it was awful"

 

no, it has to be blood exchange through the mouth or intravenously, semen doent have the same "magical quality"

 

is there a specific amount of blood?

if the vampire had injured his penis somehow and bled into an ass/vagina that was also injured would this be enough?

im wondering so if i ever become a vampire and ritualistically cut my penis and involve myself with rape of mortals i would know whether or not to expect a very anrgy rape victum now endowed with my same powers

im also wondering if one had hiv/aids and then became a vampire im assuming the hiv/aids would not effect them, but would they still carry it and/or be able to infect others with aids/hiv?

 

well im not so sure, they really dont cover this kind of shit, youre kinda sick man.

and yes they would probably keep on spreading it without simtoms themselves

 

hmmmm

based on that i wonder if the explosion of hiv/aids is due to previously infected vampires raping mortals

a huge number of rapists are never found, maybe because they are VAMPIRES? maybe some people dont even know they were raped because of some crazy vampire powers? who knows

and im not sick im just sexually deviant