the best compliment ever

But they're sexy!!!

 

well this one wasn't a snorer so this is why i took it as a compliment lol and i don't care if chicks snore as long as it doesn't prevent me from sleeping.

 

"are you SURE you've never done that before?"

i asked my mom about blowjobs in high school. being the super awesome mom that she is, she took me to dairy queen, and gave me instructions. thus, even my very first BJ was impressive. thanks mom, you've never let me down.

 

yea ill admit that it made my stomach turn, and i didnt cum, mustve really got to me cuz it took me like 12 times having sex to finally cum. and by that time i wasnt fucking that girl.

 

"THATS the BEST Weed i've ever smoked!!"

 

one time i went to a bar and played at their open mic jam, and all of the big old drunks were chanting my name as i left

that was pretty fun