How messy should anal sex be?

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by Rosa86, Dec 18, 2008.

  1. Rosa86

    Rosa86 Member

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    what is "normal" ?
     
  2. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    Clorox bong right into yr asshole.

    Cleans you right out.
     
  3. Rosa86

    Rosa86 Member

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    what is it exactly?
     
  4. OldTroll

    OldTroll Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Listen to ToolMaggot .... she's been around the block .... twice I think ....

    'splain it to her TM
     
  5. gymskirtboy

    gymskirtboy Member

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    Get a douch and flush your ass out. If you do it not long after you've had a shit, you can go for a good hour without anything other than ass lube and cum coming out your ass. If your "works" are a bit upset, then I wouldn't bother or you'll get in a right old mess.
     
  6. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    You definitely DON'T want to do it right after you shit.

    If you take a good dump either the night before, or early the morning of, and you get buttsexed that night... you should be alright.

    And if it's yr ass, it's an enema, not a douche. Completely different things, completely different solutions. Douches are vinegar, enemas are saline.

    God only knows how buttsecks turns out with you.
     
  7. gymskirtboy

    gymskirtboy Member

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    different country, different meanings, a douch here is just a bulb and tube so to speak. You fill it with what you like. Seeing as I take a dump 2 or 3 times a day your theory wouldn't work, but then everybody is different I suppose. Its worked for me for many years......
     
  8. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

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    i can't say i've ever had messy anal, other than the cum drip between my ass cheeks
     
  9. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    It's only messy if you do it CORRECTLY. :D
     
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