I've never...

I've never wrestled a midget

 

I've never lived alone

 

I've never robbed a liquor store

 

I never seen conan obrian live and I might never see him live if he moves to LA.

 

I've never sat down on a rooster

 

I've never rode a horse

 

I've never sheared a sheep

 

I've never beaten a video game without cheating.

 

I've never been on a roller coaster

 

i've never been to asia

 

Ive never crowd surfed

 

I've never crossed an ocean

 

Ive never been knighted by the British Army

 

never been to london england

 

i've never been a serial killer

 

i've never been kicked in the nuts

 

I have never kicked Chunky Charcoal in the balls.

 

I never felt bad when I hit a nun in the head with a snow ball...

 

I have never been touched by an angel.

 

Ive never eaten liver